the J-spot

jailbreak heartbreak

2009-09-06T12:50:00.003+08:00

Bon Apetit: There's this truck outside IMU that sells 'Italy's WholemeaT Pita.' Really?

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So, after much much much thought and hours and hours of going through thousands of websites, i finally decided to go ahead and jailbreak my iphone last night.

For a super noob like me, it's a pretty big deal attempting to jailbreak it myself with no help from experienced dudes like nick.

And i actually did it!!

Using redsnow.

BUT.

(yes there's the big but.)

After jailbreaking it my phone rebooted and i now have no reception.

My signal bar is blank and i have no 3G.

-.-

Apparently quite a few people have this problem but they have yet to find a solution for it.

At least i have Cydia now. But i can't open it cos i have no freaking reception.

sigh. sad sad sad.

Trying to restore my phone to its original state now. but it needs to redownload version 3.0.1.

And its taking foreverrr.

So for now, my iphone is an ipod touch.

If anyone has been texting me or calling me, i'm sorry but i can't recieve anything. for now.

I'm praying really really hard after the restore is done my phone will be working normally again.

And i shall wait for nick to jailbreak it for me instead.

Leave it to the experts who know their thang.

Noobies who act smart (aka me) step aside.

saturday

2009-09-05T18:32:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: Introducing the most ridiculous ad i've seen to be posted on a website: Breast Enhancement Ringtone. With the tagline 'Top hit in Japan! Don't believe? Try it now!' ....So you control the size of your breasts using the volume button on your phone?

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From my previous post you would've guessed that i had pretty high hopes for last night's Finale Night.

SAD to say...it was...not at all what i expected.

*flop*

(here i'm very tempted to say EPIC FAIL which seems to be like THE PHRASE of the year or something. EVERYONE i know have said it at least once. only other person i've not heard say it is my lovable kuching housemate Jocelyn!)

NOTE: Just in case you might've come up with a theory that kch people don't say Epic Fail, YOU'RE WRONG!!! cos everyone else in Lodge is saying it too. damn so annoying.

Anyways yea, sad party. unhappening. What a sad way to end an awesome orientation.

Maybe the organisers should've double-checked the programme first. (geddit?? cos our orientation theme is Checkmate!!...okay fine. not funny.)

After the party gathering our group decided to go catch a movie. Everyone wanted to watch Final Destination EXCEPT ALEX. (cos he wanted to watch it with someone special)

So we went Midvalley and we decided to watch Up! YAY!

Half of the group snuck into the other hall to watch Orphan while the other half watched Up.

Snuck McD into the cinema. haha and it was only last night that Thomas-From-Sibu found out that McD refills drinks.

And is it just me or is McD's McFlurry getting smaller and smaller. they should really consider changing their spoon as well.

With a spoon that size and an ice-cream portion that small, it's like eating dust with a soup ladle.

Loon Wei slept through the movie. no amount of slapping could keep him awake. and he was the one who wanted to watch Up summore. what a waste of 11 bucks!

Only time he was awake was when he was eating his McChicken.

Was and still is very very entertained by Sam's laugh.

And during the quiet parts of the movie, you can hear Sam yell out repeat lines from the movie to Thomas who goes 'Sam shhh!' haha was very funny!

Movie ended at around 12 something. waited a while for the other half of the group to finish Orphan.

After that we all went for mamak at Hajimal/Fajimal? and then called it a night.

Reached back at almost 4am. Sherrie stayed over at my place and we ended up talking till almost 5am.

That girl has never-ending stories! she's like a story keeper. haha but her stories are all very entertaining. :)

Had a blast last night. Sad that orientation's over :( and classes are finally starting next week. double :(

But we will definitely do this again!

We love our seniors and OOs! :)

ps: Go catch Up if you haven't already. it's very cute!

Finale Night!

2009-09-04T13:14:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: It's a cool windy day here in my cosy apartment :)

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Tonight's our orientation FINALE NIGHT!!!!!

WOHOOO!!!

Quite sad though cos orientation's ending. :(

i'll miss all the group meetings and performances. dang.

And it'll be time to study. erk.

But finale night is definitely something to look forward to.

EXCITED!!!!!!

(definitely to the max.)

under arrest

2009-09-01T18:24:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: I signed a pledge to help save turtles and now there's a big card on my desk that says 'I AM A CONSERVATION HERO.' with a turtle on it.

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I'm being held against my will.

This is PREPOSTEROUS, i tell you!!!!

It's murder!!! (towards my well-being.)

Was RARING to go back to class this morning cos we had national day yesterday so no class and i haven't seen any of my group members since saturday and i actually miss them!!

Was all dressed up and ready to go when i got a call from Nelson who went 'Hello janice? do you still have flu?'

And a HUGGGE ? popped up at the top of my head.

Me: Um. i don't have flu...?

Nelson: You said yesterday you were sick?

Me: Oh. i had a bit of sorethroat (FROM THE NON-STOP 6 DAY SCREAM FEST = ORIENTATION) and today i'm very fine. perfect!

Nelson: Oh okay then. Bye.

And so i was just going to go again when nelson called back.

Nelson: You know you have to stay away from people?

Me: ............

Nelson: Stay at home, don't go anywhere.

Me: !!!!!!!!

Then things got reaaaaaaaaally confusing. half of my group were in school, attending classes as usual and the other half were outside IMU unable to get in and then there's the ones like me whom has no idea which category i fit into.

SO i ended up staying at home the whole day.

Making friends with the wall.

Was really looking forward for tonight's dress code orientation. We're ~~going~~ supposed to watch videos each group made last week based on topics given by seniors.

Our group got a music video in tagalog.

So we Mei Xiu and Sherie chose Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On and Flo Rida's Low (which doesn't really give the desired effect when sung in tagalog).

With us as the multi-talented cast, Eric's mix mash magic and Sam's ultra video-editing skills, we came up with one wicked video :)

Andddd we won't be there to watch it.

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Apparently some of our group members came down with fever during the weekend and that sent everyone in a frenzy.

Resulting in the dean banning us from stepping into IMU for god knows how many days and the orientation committee warning us from joining tonight's orientation. and tomorrow's. and maybe the night after one as well. and the next night.... =.=

Curse you H1N1 (aka HiNi).

Note: If someone is H1N1 positive, does it mean they're non-halal?

finally an update!

2009-08-26T19:51:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: Sorry once again for lack of updates. busy busy busy.

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Hello peepeys.

I've finally started uni :)

Today's my 3rd day in IMU and i'm having orientation for 2 weeks.

Last night was the wet icebreaker where we got bullied like MAD by the seniors.

Super dirty and smelly when we were done. Washing off the ink and ajinomoto and flour and raw eggs and paint and tomatoes and what not off my clothes was a KILLER.

And class starts at 8 everyday. kill me.

Since it's orientation for 2 weeks, i'm mostly coming home at 10pm the past few nights. next week will be 11pm.

damn i really need sleep. was really looking forward to this weekend to sleep BUT tadah i have orientation activities on saturday AND sunday as well.

grumble grumble.

at least monday's a public holiday.

So far, everything here is pretty alright.

Mainly i'm ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE with the apartment i'm renting. i got the master bedroom (= biggest room!!!)

My mum came down with me last friday to help me decorate the room and get the neccessary furniture.

My room is freaking awesome! have pics but i can't upload them cos i don't have the card reader -.- but i will post it up once i've uploaded them :)

My apartment is so homey!!!! I LOVE IT!! :)

But despite having an apartment i'm more than satisfied and grateful to have although the rent is quite pricey, i still miss home.

SO SO MUCH :'(

being home for over a month made me even more attached to my home and family more than ever.

the week before i had to leave for KL was hell. i couldn't sleep, i couldn't feel happy...i couldn't stop the tears that kept flowing.

but oh well, i need to do what i have to do. fingers crossed IMU will be good to me and make my life here a tad bit easier.

i want to love my life here. 2 and a half years is pretty long.

&& i miss you so much. :(

MTV World Stage, i want!!!

2009-08-05T09:55:00.004+08:00

Bon Apetit: Freezing cold.

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Anybody kind enough to get me tickets to MTV World Stage ~~so i can meet (one of) the love of my life Tyson Ritter~~???

WHY must they torture us by getting these HOT BANDS like American Rejects and Boys Like Girls to perform in KL YET they DON'T SELL TICKETS FOR THE SHOW.

What's wrong with these people.

Smack em silly.

hmm shall start perfecting Mission Stalk Tyson Ritter.

After the hibernation.

2009-08-02T11:23:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: NOOOOO...3 more weeks till uni starts :( :( :( i don't wana leave home.

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Finally awoken from my almost 2 week long hibernation.

Which explains the absence on my blog.

Seriously, i have no idea how people manage to blog on a daily basis. maybe cos their lives are jam-packed with adventures la.

hmm i needs to starts pimping up my life.

Oh i went to take a blood test last wednesday :) i needed to test for Hep B for my uni.

My second time getting a blood test. I REALLY don't like it.

And it was my first time peeing in a teeny cup. THAT i like!!!

But i had trouble producing pee in the first place cos i JUST emptied my extremely full bladder and the second i came out of the restroom the lady passed me the cup. =.=

For all you people who don't know me, peeing is my profession. like seriously. i'm the peeing pro.

But somehow seeing the small yellow-capped transparent cup intimidated me.

I was thinking:

1. How do i aim my pee into the cup?? Unlike guys, we don't have a garden hose attached between our legs.

2. What if i can't produce enough pee to fill it up to the required level???

3. What if i accidentally drop the cup down the toilet??

Conclusion: I cannot pee under pressure.

I ended up gulping 1125ml of water in attempt to make myself pee.

Thankfully the lady was VERY patient. she left me alone to generate the pee i needed.

Finally about half an hour later...SUCCESS!!!

I came out of the restroom beaming and holding a (very full) cup of very white pee.

Didn't know i had to leave it in a tray in the room so i brought it to the front desk and tried to give it to the lady who awkwardly attempted to say no thanks by saying 'wow quite a lot.'

Yes, this post is about my urine test. and blood test.

Which by the way results came back great!!!

I'm fit and healthy and oozing life.

Kids, eat your veggies and fruits and drink plenty of water!

ps: Will be heading down to Kl tomorrow to look for accomodation. i'll be back on friday :) hopefully with interesting things to update.

if there's a camel up a hill.

2009-07-17T13:13:00.001+08:00

Watch!!!

hello :)

2009-07-17T11:57:00.003+08:00

Bon Apetit: I don't know what is it with kch and shortage of papayas.

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EEEPS.

Sorry again about the lack of updates.

I just CANNOT bring myself to switch on the com to blog.

I can't even bring myself to facebook anymore!! It's kinda boring actually. as in facebook.

Plus there's nothing really inteeeeresting going on at the moment.

Besides the incident 2 nights ago where we drove to 7th mile (of all places) and i ran over a curb and burst the front tyre.

BUT IN MY DEFENSE, it was dark okay. I'm like a blind bat.

My first driving mishap.. and hopefully the last.

And i've been REALLY REALLY addicted to cooking programmes lately.

No idea why. Used to think that people who watch cooking shows havd no life.

Hello. That's me.

But seriously, they're very entertaining! It looks so damn easy for them to come up with some mouth-watering dishes.

The only two channels i watch now are AFC and Travel and Living.

I love jamie oliver's cooking programmes!! he's damn entertaining la.

Can see why people like him so much. and his lisp.

Haven't been doing much except drive around kch every night. somehow i feel more comfortable driving at night rather than daytime.

Cos i'm relying on the dark to keep me identity hidden just in case i crash into something/someone and i can successfully pull a hit-and-run.

Been googling for places to eat in kch too. Quite outdated with new bistros and restaurants opening around town.

Need to try out new food.

Life is getting routine. (=BORING.)

Wow. Look at the date.

It's approximately 4 weeks till i start my course in IMU.

And there's the whole accomodation thing that's driving me nuts.

Maybe i can do a typical Paris Hilton thing and hold an audition to search for the perfect housemates.

boredom kills.

2009-07-10T14:01:00.003+08:00

Bon Apetit: Having a small gathering for Mel before she leaves for New York at Josh's place tonight :)

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Help me i don't know what to do with my life.

Today's Friday, 10th of July.

I still have about a month of holidays and it's KILLING ME.

It's soo bloody boring and i have absolutely nothing to do.

Can't wait for my course to start in August and i'm out of here.

Although when it's actually time to start, i'll be saying the complete opposite.

Somebody please just come over and bring me out!!!

I can't take staying at home by myself anymore.

Anybody!!!

**ahem fook ann mr adventurous**

What's the point of being on holidays when it's not even fun and there's nobody to go out with.

Sheeeet i'm falling into depression and i'm not kidding.

Been feeling really shitty lately.

Find myself getting annoyed at everything and everyone.

Don't want to stay here anymore.

I need a sweet escape.

help!

2009-07-06T14:03:00.002+08:00

Question.

Does anybody know how to interpret the ISAT results?

Cos i have NO idea how to.

I even tried Goggling 'interpret ISAT results' but they're all not helpful.

Your kindness will be greatly appreciated.

Thank you!

good girls go bad.

2009-07-06T12:01:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: Sorry for the lack of updates..just can't seem to find anything worth blogging about lately.

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I didn't know leighton meester sang!!!

** FYI she's Blair Waldolf from Gossip Girl. I've always had a soft spot for her despite her very dysfunctional life and retarded love hate relationship with Chuck. (who is fat.)

Then again why am i not surprised.

Singing is equivalent to Brazilian wax in Hollywood.

Think 'If Paris Hilton can sing, so can i.'

But Leighton Meester's voice is pretty good!

She collaborated with Cobra Starship in the song 'Good girls go bad.'

And she looks as pretty and sexy as ever in the video.

The song's catchy too. plus i've always liked Cobra Starship for their funky tunes and lyrics.

Not to mention lead singer Gabe Saporta has been voted the top 5 World's Sexiest Vegetarians by PETA.

He's funky cool! which is a good thing AND the complete opposite of whacky funky.

Shut up and watch the video now!

a penny for a thought.

2009-07-03T12:55:00.004+08:00

Bon Apetit: I don't bother watching TV or turning on the radio anymore. EVERYTHING is either about Micheal Jackson or Farah Fawcett. I don't know whether i should be annoyed or symphathetic.

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Sometimes i think i have the Peter Pan Syndrome.

I just don't ever want to grow up.

The second star to the right and straight on til morning!

2009-07-01T22:15:00.002+08:00

De-virgination.

2009-07-01T17:25:00.004+08:00

Bon Apetit: Was looking forward to a nice simple dinner and some icy dessert. But now my mood's totally ruined.

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Went to Spring today with Josh and Mel to meet up with Charline and Juliana.

Thought i was just going to go over to Mel or Josh's house to laze around.

But then we ended up in Spring. sick.

Mel was going around looking for hair salons which actually had pink dye but sadly there were none.

So she settled with Emerald Red.

The guy there was like 'Before you start, have you ever done anything to your hair? ANYTHING? any chemicals?'

And Mel was like 'No...i never dyed my hair before.'

Guy: So this is your first time? Never dyed hair before? Virgin hair?'

Mel and I looked at each other like '...okay, if that's what it's termed.'

And he kept using that word! Virgin hair....virgin hair...virgin hair.

Enough with the virgin hair already! We get it.

Took about an hour and a half to get her highlights done.

Turned out pretty cool.

After they wrapped her hair in the aluminium foil, they wheeled out this strange machine that started rotating slowly around her head.

It looked so alien! like something straight out of Star Wars!

Haha was funny because i thought they used to put this helmet thing over your head whenever you dye it.

But i guess technology just keeps getting better.

And now i shall go be happy somewhere else :)

The orbiting thing around Mel's head. haha!

oh AND check out her Adam Lambert hair!! very cool!

The story behind the hair is even funnier ;)

pictures speak better than words.

2009-06-30T14:09:00.011+08:00

Bon Apetit: FUYOH. how bloggers like Xiaxue and friends take a million pics AND edit AND photoshop them on a daily basis i'll never know.

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As promised, pics from my getaway to KL and Singapore.

Sorry the pics aren't that good la. I'm a lousy photographer.

And i ain't got no Photoshopping skills. I don't even have the program.

Doubt i'll even have the patience to learn how to Photoshop anyways.

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At Hilton KL

The entrance to our room. Simple, yet grand.

My favourite part of the room!

You can watch TV while relaxing in the tub :)

Spent 2 hours soaking in the tub till 12am later that night.

the Plasma TV with an amusing wood thing at the top.

and that's my Daddy.

Still running his business even when he's on a holiday.

Random channel.

That's Daddy the Diva again.

I think he's trying to get into every shot.

Beautiful view from our room to my habitat. (I meant the pool, not the trees.)

Waiting for Daddy & Mummy to shower before going for dinner.

Buffet dinner at Hilton's Sudu.

Mouthwatering desserts!!!

Tell me you can look at these and NOT want to eat them.

Ate like a monster. BUT with manners, of course. haha.

Every child dreams of a chocolate fountain.

Best dessert of the night goes to the orgasmic Green Tea Cheese Cake.

HANDS DOWN, BABY!

I'm such a sucker for green tea.

They had awesome kiwi ice-cream too. Brainfreeze!

Satisfied tummies.

Ho ho ho!

After dinner, we went for a stroll at the poolside.

This is MAD COOL!

I'm so getting one for my room when we move to our new house.

View of the pool at night.

So pretty, isn't it?

Got hungry again later that night so we went downstairs to the lobby to get something to eat.

Pies and pastries are my absolute weakness.

Look at all these sinfully delicious delight!!!

Was a bit too sweet but delish all the same.

Picstachio-flavoured macaroon! the pink one is raspberry. the yellow one was lemon.

Unfortunately, it was already halfway down my digestive tract.

My mum has this habit of over-buying.

Bought so much dessert which included tarts and cakes and pastries at 12am++ and when we got back to the room, she didn't want to eat them anymore.

So i finished them all. Felt like an overstuffed turkey after that.

In Genting.

*ps not many pics taken here. was feeling too lazy.

Buffet dinner. Look at the size of the bowl!!!

I tell you all the little kids were HOARDING that section of the buffet.

I had to squeeze my way through the army of kids to get to the mint ice-cream.

Oregano bagel from Bakery. My snack while i was blogging my last last post.

Sorry :D had to try it out.

my first time using a face mask.

As you can see, it's very VERY uneven.

my dad saw it and was like "Dear you better teach your daughter how to use a facemask!!"

So i replied indignantly, "Whattt. I'm a face mask virgin okay."

In Singapore.

Blueberries in a blue cup.

This was what i was doing while the whole world was mourning Michael Jackson's death.

My second time using a face mask.

Tribute to MJ's Thriller.

Do i NOT look like him in the video???

We had such an awesome time. Besides the fact that every channel had MJ's face on it.

Largest towel i've ever seen in my life. Even sumos can use it as a towel.

Oh and that's my Mummy btw. haha :)

Singapore Land of the Kiasu. Everything has to be extra, with a capital X.

Bought truckloads of chocolates at Changi Airport.

They even have Tatty Teddy chocolates!

Which my mum said 'Aiya cheat little kids one la."

*cough*

Being a good model citizen in the wake of H1N1.

Exhausted.

Finally on the plane back to kch.

Home sweet home.

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The End.

I'm getting cross-eyed already.

Photo entries will be a once in a full moon thing from now on.

i should be on my way to macau by now.

2009-06-30T10:17:00.005+08:00

Bon Apetit: Woke up this morning with itching eyelids so i scratched them and when i came out from my room my aunt and parents were like O.O what happened to your eyes?? peeked in the mirror and heck. my eyelids are flaming red and swollen. i look like Aku from Samurai Jack.

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Ho hum.

It's 10.20am and i should have been in the plane to Macau an hour and 20 minutes ago.

But here i am, at home, in front of my com and cooking up a huge pot of barley in the kitchen.

After coming back from Singapore 2 nights ago, felt very exhausted.

Just thinking about going to Macau made me squirm.

So my parents gave me a choice. and i decided to sit this trip out.

And Airasia wouldn't let us postpone the trip. even with the Swine Flu reason.

So no refunds.

The whole of yesterday my mum kept giving me the -.- look. was damn funny.

And she kept going 'You see, you were the one who kept bugging me to bring you go Macau so i booked the flight and now you don't want to go. I'm stuck with your daddy for 6 days la.'

So sweet :)

This morning i was woken up by a 'Ni hen huai tan.' by my mum.

She said 'Just go laa. Go bath fast fast. Don't need to pack anything. Just go Macau and buy.'

And i was thinking 'Hmm..a good reason to shop up a new wardrobe!'

So i had a sudden urge to just go. and then i decided not to go. So i said i didn't want to go.

Then i wanted to go again.

So the whole morning i was like Go. Don't go. Go. Don't go. Go. Don't go.

Even after my parents left for the airport in my mind i was still Go. Don't go. Go. Don't go.

Even when i was sitting on my toilet bowl taking my morning crap i was still Go. Don't go. Go. Don't go.

I actually got up from my toilet halfway to reach for my phone to call my parents to help me check in first.

Then decided not to.

So here i am.

*sigh*

Oh well, on the bright side, i now want to go to Thailand!

can i go home now?

2009-06-24T14:04:00.003+08:00

Bon Appetit: FINALLY a chance to go online. after 5 whole days. this will be a short post. Will update more when i get back home.

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On location in Genting now at Bakery :)

I LOOOOVE Bakery! they have the awesomest buns and sandwiches and danishes and tarts EVER!!

Argh i want to go home.

Been in KL since friday. took my IELTS on saturday and ISAT on monday.

IELTS was pretty easy. hopefully i get a band score of 8 or 9 :D

I really liked the Speaking part. my tester was a lady and she is soooo nice! I could talk to her ALL DAY!!

Didn't know i had a limited time to talk either. I was babbling on and on and on until she suddenly said "okay thank you. your time is up." and gave a super pleasant smile.

but ISAT omgs. i thought it was a 1 hour paper and when i entered the room, on the board it was written 3 hours!!!

3 hours for 100 objective questions.

i thought it was going to be easy peesy but MAN was i wrong.

it's MOFO HARD!!!

it's not even an english paper! it's like freakin IQ questions.

When i saw it was a 3 hour paper my brain already withered before you can say i.

Had no mood at all to do the paper. my brain was barely functioning.

*Please do not let me fail*

Stayed at Hilton KL for 4 days. i loove it there!

And i saw Lim Kok Wing there too. lool! he has a very....umm...distinctive face.

Will be going down to Singapore tomorrow morning.

Which means i'll have to wake up early. blast it.

And i can't believe i'm saying this but i'm actually sick of shopping.

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!!!!

After going back this Saturday, i'm off to Macau on Tuesday.

Sickkk. So tiring.

PLUS there's the first case of H1N1 in Macau today.

Please friends, when i geet back from Macau, DO NOT treat me like a disease okay?

Don't isolate me.

Isolate or be isolated.

I don't know it was random.

ps: I can't believe how much i can miss my baby Dinky. He's all i can think about everyday and not being able to see him is KILLING me. today's the first day in 5 days i'm seeing him. I'll be spending my whole day with him!!!!

pps: Dinky is not a boyfriend. he's my baby dragon from fb la ok.

i bought him a new habitat and lots and lots of toys :)

adeau!

2009-06-18T14:00:00.003+08:00

Bon Apetit: I'm leaving ~~on a jet plane~~ tomorrow for KL then sg for THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE! once again :)

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Bet you thought i failed my driving test eyy??

Since i didn't blog for 3 days.

BUTTTTTTTT.....no i didn't.

hiahah, i passed :)

just being modest. *heehee*

While driving on the road with the pegawai by my side i was thinking to myself: "Oh wowee i'm SOO COOL!!!" cos i could change gears.

I still find driving manual cars cool cos of the changing gear part.

Ever since i was little whenever i sat in a manual car i always find the driver SUPERLY AWESOME COOL because they could change gears.

I have fulfilled my childhood dream of being one of those drivers i used to see being able to change gears every few seconds. *bliss*

yay :)

and now i'm not a reject anymore.

I CAN DRIVE, PEOPLE!!!!!

2 years too late but still, the point is:

I CAN DRIVE.

SAYA BOLEH MEMANDU.

WO HUI JIA CHER.

AH PU NEH NEH.

tomorrow.

2009-06-15T21:36:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: My dad and i spent half an hour trying to catch this particular lizard in my house which keeps pooping in the SAME SPOT for the past year. My dad finally got sick of cleaning up after it every morning and decided to ~~kill~~ catch it. using a plastic bag. he succeeded. APPLAUSE!

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I'm having my driving exam tomorrow.

*scream*

Please, OH PLEASE, God of Driving, let me pass my exam tomorrow and i shall be the best driver i can be.

No road raging, no road bullying AND no driving above the speed limit.

And i'll always remember to strap on my safety belt.

And adjust my mirrors.

Heck, i'll even make sure all 4 of my tyres have optimum air in them before each drive.

2009-06-13T20:46:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: Shieeet. Now i've got fever too. feel damn hot (and it's not in a sexy way.) i feel awful i just want to drop dead.

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Took a nap this afternoon in my parents' bedroom cos every other room in the house was occupied.

Oh here i should probably mention that while i was away my sis has taken over my bedroom so now i'm sleeping in the guestroom downstairs.

Had a very random dream.

i dreamt that there was a small square hole on the ceiling of my parents' bedroom and it was covered with a net to prevent stuff from getting in.

I was looking at the hole in the ceiling and a turkey walked by on the roof.

Suddenly the turkey's leg started probing the net and it sat on it.

And because the turkey was so damn fat and heavy, the net gave way and the turkey fell through the ceiling.

I ran out of the room and screamed for my daddy.

He ran upstairs, picked up the frantic turkey and started yelling at me and pointing at stuff on the floor.

"You see!!! why are YOU always leaving these around???"

And i was soo confused cos he was pointing to the turkey feathers on the floor and i was thinking "Since when did i leave turkey feathers around the house?!?!?"

And then i woke up with a strong craving for turkey.

And Christmas is 6 months away.

cute.

2009-06-13T14:49:00.004+08:00

Bon Apetit: Back from climbing Mt Singai 2 hours ago. It wasn't that bad. Barely broke a sweat. *gives smug grin* i am FIT.

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I'm down with a running nose and bad sorethroat.

Was breathing through one nostril the entire day. still am.

Using up lots and lots of tissues thanks to my leaking nose.

i think i just lost my brother in a pile of Kleenex.

My eyes feel like deadweights.

Time to hit the shower and then get a good sleep.

Anyways, here's a little something i found on the Net last night.

A little 'awww' moment. enjoy! :)

Sorry if the pic is a little bit too small to read the text.

SQUINT.

*shall blog about my mountain climbing after i sleep. or tomorrow. the meds are making me very VERY drowsy right now. bother.

i love rejects.

2009-06-12T23:36:00.004+08:00

Bon Apetit: Ahhmazingly i'll be ~~attempting to~~ waking up at 7am tomorrow to go climb a 'smaller-than-a-mountain-but-bigger-than-a-hill'. hopefully i'm still fit enough. rolling downhill is absolutely no problem - it's the uphill.

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Watched The All-American Rejects' new video When the Wind Blows on MTV today.

Oh am gees it is sooo good. the entire album is great actually.

Love it love it love it.

And suddenly i remember my SUPER CRAZY SCHOOLGIRL CRUSH i had on ♥Tyson Ritter♥ ie the lead singer of American Rejects back when i was around 12 or 13.

The first time i saw him i was like 'who the *#(@&% is THIS hottie???'

Immediately went to Google him and found out his name which to me at that time was THE MOST beautiful name in the world.

Got mad obsessed about him for the next 3 years or so.

I knew his full name, his birthday, where he stayed, how the band started, who his best friends were etc etc.

Googled EVERY SINGLE PICTURE i could find of ♥Tyson Ritter♥ on the net and printed them all out until my printer ran out of ink and had to be refilled every 2 weeks.

Filed my awesome collection of ♥Tyson Ritter♥ pictures neatly into clear holders.

Ranted on and on about ♥Tyson Ritter♥ to my bestie Joanny every single day until her ears bled.

Babbled some more about ♥Tyson Ritter♥ in my diary because nobody else wanted to hear.

Twitter wasn't invented then but if it was you betcha i would be the first to tweet him. (is that even a word.)

Shieettt. i was a freaking stalker.

But then as time went on, i slowly started to lose interest in him. (hello hollywood grows pretty boys faster than humans shed hair)

AND THEN Dirty Little Secret came out.

i mean, DID YOU WATCH the video???

His impossible blue eyes are enough to make STRAIGHT guys gay.

That renewed my love for him...again.

but this time i was much less stalker-ish.

Over the years American Rejects have remained as one of my favourite bands of all times - and they still are.

Although Tyson Ritter has evolved into a..umm...how should i say...dirty-looking man?

But there's still something about him that i find HOT which i have no idea what. because if you've seen him lately it's NOT his looks.

Maybe his playfulness and boyishness? *blush*

And his voice is still super sexy and easy on the ears.

Still love the band, the songs, the guys in it.

Yup, i'm definitely still a fan of the All-American Rejects :)

ps: i don't have my files full of his pics anymore. no idea what happened to them.

pps: i am NOT a stalker.

home schweeet home

2009-06-10T13:29:00.004+08:00

Bon Apetit: Rest, relax, fun, infinite food. Ahhh, this IS the life. Time for some lovin' yo!

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Ding dong.

I'm home!!!

FOR 2 MONTHS!!!

Wanted to blog yesterday but was too tired too.

Plus my bro was hogging me all day. he was practically glued to me side!

My mind was all about Facebook but i spent the entire afternoon (AND night) playing Life and Upwords with him. and Bionicle the rest of the night.

although i have NO IDEA what he's talking about. i don't speak Bionicle.

with all the Tahu and Piraka and weird weapon names. kept bursting out laughing.

waaaw.

the last 2 days were just exhausting.

had sooo much stuff to pack as you can imagine living in that one place for one and a half years.

and i did it all in ONE night. *clap clap clap*

okay fine, i only packed my clothes. WHICH is like already 2/3 of the job done alright.

i shall deal with the mountain of books and papers and other shits when i go back down on the 19th. don't want to think about it now.

after much stuffing and squeezing and squishing....

TADA!

all nicely packed and ready to be transported outta there.

AND. guess which bag contains clothes i actually wear.

the irony.

handcarried baby Patches (of course) and a smaller luggage bag.

Being subjected to bully. Patches looks like a balloon!

ack almost died dragging the stewpid bag up and down the stairs.

but josh was having a much tougher time so i wasn't complaining.

i did offer helping him carry his stuff but he kept saying they were all super heavy.

me: Want me to help you carry this?

josh: siao behh. so heavy!

me: this?

josh: heavy!

me: this?

josh: heavy la!

me: -.- okay what about i carry you cos you're the lightest among everything else here.

i hate going to airports especially when it's jam packed with humans. with all the germs and bacteria just oozing mad all over the place.

almost dropped dead dragging my luggage bag up the stairs to the plane. my top was flying like a freaking parachute and my hair was all over the place.

finally reached my seat, squeezed past the guy next to me and plopped onto the seat.

i must have looked REALLY crazy then because the both guys sitting on my left and right were staring at me like i was susan boyle on the loose with a huge teddy and a handbag and a large black plastic bag on my lap blocking my view of everything.

White Sideburns, the guy on my right, was kind enough to say "Do you want to put it upstairs?" (and by upstairs he meant the luggage compartment)

I cannot tell you how grateful i was at that moment but i was soo exhausted i could only muffle a "Oh yes please." from behind the plastic bag covering my face.

So he got up, took the large bag and placed it in the compartment.

finally being able to get a breath of airplane air (which is oh so sickening) i said 'Thank you very very much!' and flashed him a megawatt smile.

He smiled and sat back down.

Looked at my right and it was Misunderstood Paikia.

Gave him a smile and he nodded back. everything about him screamed pai kia.

and omgees i MUST tell you about his RING.

it was super thick and gold-coloured and in the middle was a mega-assed round red crystal.

it was SOOO huge it makes Whoopi Goldberg's eyes look like atoms.

i bet the ring can even qualify as a Malaysian Permanent Resident.

and because of the H5N1 rampage, we had to fill in health forms in the plane.

i didn't have a pen with me so i KINDLY asked White Sideburns if he had one. he pulled one out of his pocket and let me fill mine in first.

Misunderstood Paikia was filling his in halfway then he stopped to look at mine. either he filled it in wrongly or he copied my answers but he asked for a new card and re-filled it.

I returned the pen to White Sideburns and thanked him and then i realised i didn't finish filling it in. but Misunderstood Paikia was nice enough to lend me his.

That TOTALLY makes me, White Sideburns and Misunderstood Paikia pen pals.

GEDDIT? pen pals? like PEN pals?

looooool!

argh. soo full of keh neng koh now. oh man i suck in pin yin. doubt any of you would even know what it is. oh ya it's kuih bahulu in bm.

i just surprised myself. my bm skills are still intact!

okayyy i'ma stop here for now.

going off to fb hehe. didn't touch it at ALL yesterday. not like i had a chance to anyways.

need to clean and tickle and play with my dragon. he's so totally covered in his own poop.

thanks, superman.

100th post!

2009-06-08T16:35:00.002+08:00

Bon Apetit: Right now the only thing that annoys me more than Miley Cyrus is the Miley Cyrus Movie.

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HELLOOOOO WORLD, HELLOOOOO!!!

♪ The sun is shining and the sky is bluuuueeee... ♬

♫ I'm so hottt and so are YOOOOOUU!!! ♩

What better way to celebrate my 100th post than by completing my A-Levels exams today???

I'm finally DONE with A-levels!!!

*pats self on head and every other A-Levelian completer*

♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, C'MON! ♬

whew.

you know, i never actually realised it until last night how much i've put my life on hold the past one and a half years.

was thinking back and i've seen how much i've changed since leaving Lodge.

i've lost a few things (not including my virginity cos you see peeps, i am still a virgin.) including my roughness and loudness and a bit of happiness.

don't know where or why but along the way, they just slowly faded.

i don't laugh or talk as MUCH as i did in Lodge. (almost every second we'll be laughing till our cheeks are sore and our stomach in knots)

i don't socialise as much.

i don't smile as much.

i've become very reserved and quiet around people.

but at the same time, i've gained a few things too.

i've become more disciplined.

i've become a nerd!!! *cough*buckminsterfullerene*cough*

hahaha yes yes, i admit.

ALL THANKS to hanging out with you guys all day la. maybe its some girl instinct to be the kuai and smart one among the testosterone-infested clan.

so it's ALL YOUR FAULT, you dickies.

always call me nerd summore. look what you've created.

i hope you're happy.

but overall, A-levels isn't all that bad.

i'm going to miss Subang :( i really will.

especially Mr Jimmy and Snowflake!!! Jimmy the Taiwanese Jimanizer. loool.

i shall reflect back on my one and a half years in subang in another post.

for NOW, i shall head back to my Facebook!!!

i've left it unattended for almost 15 minutes now.

they say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

I'M FREAKING ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK.

sheeeeeeeet.

keep your head on my hand and your heart on your sleeve.

2009-05-21T16:57:00.004+08:00

It's the heart that fears the breaking,

That never learns the dance.

It's the dream that's afraid of waking,

That never takes the chance.

It's the one who won't be taken,

Who cannot seem to give.

It's the soul that's afraid of dying,

Who never learns to live.

Of Angels & Demons & Kris Allen

2009-05-21T15:32:00.003+08:00

Bon Apetit: Late night dinners are da-BOMB!!!

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Went GSC to watch Angels & Demons last night.

Went in without any expectations at all and just bracing myself for how horrible it would be considering that i expected SO MUCH from Da Vinci and it turned out....SUPER SUCKY.

and plus Angels & Demons is my favourite book from Dan Brown so i was really hoping the movie would at least do Dan Brown some justice (no matter how small).

The best part about watching a movie is of course the POPCORN!!! :)

But honesty, i must say the movie is surprisingly alright. quite good actually. despite hearing a lot of negative things about it.

but i stll don't get why TOM HANKS??? why him??? he's....kinda eeky in a weird way. not cool.

after the movie we went ac to have a late night dinner. and snowflake for dessert after. it was sooo fun!!!

but the teather was super cold last night compared to the night we went to watch Wolverine.

i was freezing my ass off cos i was wearing shorts. and i kept dropping my popcorn cos my hands were kinda numb.

so i was like sitting on a lot of popcorn throughout the movie. when i got up after the movie i had to brush off all the popcorn sticking on my shirt and shorts -.-

next movie we're going to catch: TRANSFORMERS 2!!!! wheeeeee!!!

we might be watching Night at the Museum 2 tonight. but it looks like rain. hmm.

and i've gots two words for you: KRIS ALLEN.

muhahahaha. in your face, adam i-think-i'm-a-superstar lambert.

did you see Kris's :O face?? he was soo speechless!

and don't be hating.

ps: this doesn't feel like exams at all. i know i should be studying but i'm having too much fun. plus its our last 2 weeks here in subang so we're squeezing in as much fun as we can :)

my appetite has grown, and so have i ;)

sad.

2009-05-14T21:16:00.003+08:00

Bon Apetit: Yayy my parents are coming down next week :)

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Danny Gokey :'(

sobs.

Wolverine

2009-05-12T13:50:00.004+08:00

Bon Apetit: Going for sakae sushi's buffet lunch. hurray! :)
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Dear ol Mel came down to visit the subang clan last saturday.

Actually it was more of escaping KTJ's compulsory fundraising concert thing.

But it was fun! Went for dinner at the Street, a new korean cafe that just opened opposite Taylors.

I love the bibimba. as in the stone pot rice thing. that's basically the only korean food i eat. haha not very koreany though.

mel ate the cheese rice roll and noodle thing. and abandoned it halfway. haha it wasn't that bad la.

but the place is nice. they have special rooms upstairs where you sit on the floor with cushions and each room is separated by wooden blinds and see-through curtains. very japanesy.

prices are very reasonable too :)

after dinner we went to catch Wolverine at the Summit.

Summit's like our Saberkas back home. eeks.

I still super love GSC's Lite n Sweet popcorn! cos i hate caramel and most cineplexes only have caramel popcorn. was stuffing my face with popcorn although i just had dinner.

too irresistable.

the movie started at 9.30pm and we just finished dinner at 9. at 9.29pm, we were still on the road.

went to pick tiff daneng neng and her friend to catch the movie with us.

we ended up missing about 20min of the movie.

when we entered it was '6 years later...'

lols. but the movie was good! cos i've watched the other X-men movies and i think it's nice. and plus this is to understand Wolverine's past. which is why it's called 'X-men Origins: Wolverine.'

Will.i.am's in it too. for like only 10min. haha.

i was totally anticipating Chris Evans the fire guy to come out and it was only after an hour into the movie that i realised he's from Fantastic 4.

Super hero mix-up :P

I'm looking forward for Transformers 2. Can't wait for it to come out!

ps: !!!!!!this week's american idol :S nail-bitingly kin-teo.

please lord save Danny gokey and kris allen.

One more month, one more month.

2009-05-06T13:14:00.003+08:00

Bon Apetite: One can never have too many pairs of shoes :) love.
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Today's the 6th of May.

In 2 days time, i would have exactly one more month and i'm done with college.

Then it's fun fun fun!!!

Globetrotting, here i come!

But then again, there's the whole A2 to go through first. *smacks forehead on table*

and all the WAITING to get offers from uni.

did i mention how much i HATE waiting? and not knowing if i got in or not. whether they want me or not. argh.

it's killing me.

and i'm experiencing American Idol withdrawal syndroms :'(

kris allen was in the bottom 3 last week??? for adam lambert to be there is also very surprising. although i do not like him. he's so...darkly emo.

and it's so predictable that matt's the next to go.

Excited for next week's episode...go Kris and Danny!

and girl power to Allison!

Adam, go eat yourself.

falling slowly

2009-04-27T10:26:00.004+08:00

Bon Appetit: Everything around me suddenly seems to reminds me of home. Never felt more homesick than this. and i've been back here for only a week.
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Kris Allen

i'm in love.

NOT with him, although admittingly he is pretty good looking.

besides, he's 23 and halfway around the world.

~~plus the fact that he's married would probably be the biggest factor.~~

i'm so in love with his cover version of 'Falling Slowly.'

watched his performance on American Idol last last week.

awesome!

it melted me into a puddle of mushy mashed potato.

everything about it was perfect: the song, the lyrics, his voice, his looks.

my favourite performance so far for this season :)

***

I don't know you
But I want you
All the more for that
Words fall through me
And always fool me
And I can't react
And games that never amount
To more than they're meant
Will play themselves out

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
You'll make it now

Falling slowly, eyes that know me
And I can't go back
Moods that take me and erase me
And I'm painted black
You have suffered enough
And warred with yourself
It's time that you won

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice
You've made it now
Falling slowly sing your melody
I'll sing along

***

Bark, I'm an Alligator.

2009-04-17T22:15:00.004+08:00

Bon Appetit: The past two weeks have been a blast. LOVED it. sadly, once again, it's time to head back to kl and back to school. time really flies when you're having fun :'(

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After the heavy rain this evening...

there wasn't only one rainbow, there were TWO.

the second one was very faint but look harder and you'lll be able to see it.

the darker one was absolutely beautiful.

it stretched over the entire sky from one end to the next.

'If you want to see the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.'

the colours were so beautiful.

it's not everyday you get to witness such an amazing creation.

someone once told me the rainbow represents God's promise to Noah.

and God always keeps his promises :)

Taste the Rainbow.

hmm i wonder what's at the end of this rainbow ;)

after about 10 minutes, the rainbows slowly started to fade.

and the sky turned a mesmerising array of orange, blue and gold.

Beautiful, isn't it?

With humans, its an abortion; with chickens, its an omelette.

2009-04-13T20:18:00.007+08:00

Bon Appetite: FECK. I JUST FECKING HATE FIRST AND SECOND GEAR. FECK FECK FECK. if it were edible, i would've eaten it a long time ago. i would eat my instructor too. and the stupid perodua/kancil. ROAR.

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Went to C121 for lunch today.

my mum ordered curry rice while dad ordered tanghun soup.

having developed a sudden craving for dim sum since 2 weeks ago, i decided to order dim sum.

the curry rice wasn't bad. (note: japanese curry is still THE best tasting curry ever, i swear. if you've never tasted it before, RUN to your nearest japanese restaurant and order it, NOW! i DEMAND YOU.)

the tanghun soup was pretty alright too.

BUT THE DIM SUM. holy cow.

i ordered a few different types and when the siew mai came, i excitedly popped one into my mouth, anticipating its rich aromatic flavour and....

IT WAS SOUR.

erm...*@^#%!&$ please.

i was damn hungry summore and was really looking forward for an awesome lunch to make up for a damn crappy morning.

And by crappy, i mean CRAPPY with an extreme capital C. it even includes a DOM (dirty old man) touching my ass. and i wasn't even wearing anything sexy for God's sake. unless he's like one of "those people" who started the whole 'school uniforms are outrageously sexy' crap last year.

and yippee, my dim sum was sour. all of them.

except the bamboo shoot roll but after tasting the sourness of the siew mai, i completely lost my appetite. the aftertaste was HORRIBLE!

so we returned all of them and we got our money back. HA!

came home and stuffed myself with Harrods strawberry chocolates which was absolutely delishhh. finished off the whole box BUT not before leaving aside two for my mum :)

after that, my mum and i whisked off to our yearly tradition of visiting all 5 of our charity homes to make donations!

we usually do it a week before new year but we're like 4 months late this year. still, it's tradition! and i absolutely love it. look forward to it every year.

first stop: Boys' Home. then Salvation Army, Cheshire Home, Blind Centre and finally Home for the Aged.

while at the Boys' Home,

1. Realising that i have done NOTHING remotely reproductive for the past week and knowing that i will, AGAIN, not be doing any studying the coming week and

2. Deciding that we should give a little extra help,

my mum and i decided to get a donation can from the very nice lady working at the Boys' Home to collect our own donations and return it by this Friday.

so for this entire week, i shall be going around kuching collecting donations from you, you and you!

so watch out for me okay? i shall be holding a bright yellow donation can and a bunch of Salvation Army stickers :)

and PLEASE donate ~~or i shall punch the living daylights out of you.~~

it may seem very insignificant to you but to the less fortunate, it would mean the world to them to know that there are people who still care about them and that they are not forgotten.

although the yellowness of the can is quite disturbingly....yellow.

and the paint chips off! we left it on the car seat and there were specks of yellow all over the seats.

i suggested that we should repaint the can for them in a much nicer and (approachable...?) colour like pink or light red but my mum suggested that we should give them back 5 cans in 5 different colours. then we went on and on like giving them 7 cans so we can paint them all in rainbow colours.

but then we realised it's too ambitious. it's not easy getting the public to donate for 'a greater good', as they say. most of the time they'll just pretend they don't see us. digging up spare change from your pockets and dropping it into the can can't be THAT hard, can it?

so anyways we'll see how it goes.

hopefully we'll complete our mission to collect at least one full can or more!

fingers crossed, tomorrow and the next few days, here i comeeeeeee!

ps. many apologies for grainy pics. don't have actual cam on hand 24/7 so please make do with 2.0 mp phone cam.

Everything in this world is edible; i'm edible, you're edible. but that, my dear children, is cannabalism, and is frowned upon by society.

2009-04-12T23:00:00.005+08:00

Bon Appetite: Just had a hugeee Japanese dinner at Rakutei. scrumptious!

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I know i should be updating more but i'm just so lazy right now.

Being home is absolutely THE BEST feeling ever.

it's like no matter how crappy your life is, just being home makes everything that much better. not that my life is crappy.

FAR FROM IT.

i have absolutely nothing to complain about :)

i'm already dreading going back subang. it suddenly seems like a very distant memory. i think i may have developed amnesia from too much sleep and too much good food.

it's weird, somehow, that this break is by far one of my favourite. maybe the more you're away from home, the more you appreciate it.

and not forgetting all of kuching's little wonders. and the tastiest and yummiest food that are just unbeatable!

LAKSA!

i just realised that west malaysia has no char kueh.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???

and hurrah, i've finally gotten around to reading a storybook. haven't read a single book this year.

bought myself James Patterson's Sundays at Tiffany's from mph last night. finished it by this morning.

have always wanted to read it since it came out last year but didn't have time to.

what. i'm nerdy that way.

it's quite a nice book, although unrealistic. but coming from one of my absolute favouritest author, i don't have anything bad to say about it.

enjoyed it, but his Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas was much better. a real tearjerker.

overall, i still prefer his murder and mystery novels. my favourite genre.

opps i'm babbling on and on about books. *sheepish grin*

digressing, WHAT is it with people and the question 'are you single?'

is that like a new criteria for someone to talk to you?

like not being single is like having an infectious disease or something?

but my answer always goes something along the lines of 'single but not emotionally available.'

it's something like whenever my parents and i go travelling and people always mistaken us for some upper class singaporeans.

which i'm really quite confused by because i have no idea how 'standard' upper class singaporeans should look like.

but people always come up to us and ask 'where are you from?'

and my mummy's standard answer: 'I'm from my mother.'

classic. ;)

that's why i love her.

ps: today's my mummy's birthday!!! hence the big sushi feast.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MUMMY DEAREST!!! WE LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

For the bestie :)

2009-04-06T00:04:00.006+08:00

Bon Appetit: Holidays are always a good time to get ~~fat~~ bigger than normal days.

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5th April 1990.

The baby with the biggest heart in the ENTIRE universe was born.

5th April 2009.

The baby has now turned 19 years old and is a PHYSIOTHERAPIST in the making.

AND that baby is none other than.....

*drum roll tadadadak*

(that's my drum sound, so whatever bang bang boom boom your drum sound is)

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY, MY BESTEST BEST BUDDY IN THE ENTIRE PLANET!!!

YOU'RE 19!

haha, old lady :P

sorry i can't throw you a grande 19th birthday party since you're all the way in aussie while i'm stuck like a pig here.

BUT i MUST still sing you your birthday song!

"Happy Birthday To Joanny My Moanny,

Happy Birthday To Joanny My Pony,

Happy Birthday To Joanny My Moanny Pony,

Happy Birthday To Yooooh!!!"

SURPRISE!!!

I even got you a CAKE!

No, you've never seen this cake before. And NO, it doesn't look familiar.

Don't be silly now.

Anyway, i just want you to know that:

You're still a super bestie;

You've still got the biggest heart ever;

You still deserve the best things in life;

You're still my confidante;

You're still family;

You're still MY JOANNY!

and no lousy ocean can separate our uber cool telepatic powers!

don't worry, you'll make an awesome physiotherapist :)

and yes, we MUST work in the same hospital! (remember 5C's hospital!)

I'm still so proud of the fact that we've NEVER EVER quarrelled before!

Let's always keep it that way :)

Hope you like it. i did it myself :)

ps: Sorry this post is over an hour late! i took the entire night editing the pics. AND trying to choose nice pics of you cos you're always saying i use the yucky ones.

which i SO do not!

so i grabbed the pics off YOUR fb so you CANNOT complain okay??

anyways, hope you've enjoyed your birthday :)

AND that yellow ipod too ;)

Love,

Monkey :)

greetings from my baby :)

2009-03-14T18:55:00.002+08:00

Off the Top of My Head: Why do cats make the most demonic sounds ever? I swear they're Satan on four legs with extremely smelly poo.

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Patches sure is growing up real fast.

First sign of puberty!

Must be the damn chicken hormones.

hello i'm a kaya.

2009-03-05T18:40:00.003+08:00

Off the Top of My Head: I wanna fly back to kuching too :(
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OMFG i just ate a whole containerful of kaya.

as in pure kaya.

a full container.

the crazy siao sweetness of it.

i swear if you use a penknife and cut my hand now, kaya will just ooze out.

and if you make me cry, i will cry out kaya tears.

freeze my pee and you'll get sugar cubes.

and this is all THANKS to some people who buy kaya and not eat it.

and made me smell it.

which kickstarted this whole kaya-eating episode.

i feel so sick just thinking about kaya now.

please Lord pray that i do not get sick tomorrow.

or anytime soon.

this just comes to prove that A2 is SO NOT GOOD FOR MY HEALTH.

all there is.

2009-02-28T22:13:00.003+08:00

Off the Top of My Head: A2 sucks :'(
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Sometimes in life when you're given a chance to make a choice,

you should really hope to God it was worth it.

my perfect valentine :)

2009-02-15T20:32:00.008+08:00

Off the Top of My Head: I've finally come to terms with my Roxy bag. i didn't blog about it but basically i bought a Roxy bag last month ~~which was a very on-the-spot 'I MUST HAVE THIS BAG NOW kind of thing~~ which cost about rm100 after discount and i was complaining about it to everyone who had ears for the rest of the month till their ears bled. but i do like it now. i think.

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I am veryyy happy and over-the-moooon about my Valentine's Day!!! there is really no better way to spend it than with the people i love most in the world and superb food!

Went down to Midvalley on saturday afternoon with my parents and had lunch with their supplier at Crystal Jade Restaurant at The Gardens. i loove going there! as in the restaurant cos it's very classy and the decor and lightings are just perfect. the food is awesome too. one of my fav places to dine :)

Had dinner at Canton-i which is a fairly new restaurant in Gardens. belongs to Dragon-i (which is also included in my top 5 places to enjoy good food) but somehow the food isn't as good as Dragon-i. still, it's not bad. famous for their wanton mee but their congee is nice too.

And yes i've said it a thousand times before but I SO LOVE HOTEL BREAKFAST! i should start a hotel breakfast fanclub on fb. but yes, best best BEST breakfast ever! i loooove!

Did some shopping with my mummy while daddy was having meeting with his supplier.

Mostly we bought foodstuff. i love the japanese food shop at Gardens next to Cold Storage! they have the cutest biscuits and ice-creams and treats there! and the quality's good too.

aneways...

ARE YOU READY TO SEE MY VALENTINE'S PRESENT???

which is the main reason for today's post.

ARE YOU SURE???

OKAY, HERE GOES!!!

ps GET READY TO BE JEALOUS!!!!

TADAH!!!!

world, meet PATCHES. Patches, meet world.

Patches says hi.

and yes, his name is patches although he has no patches. so shut up.

IS HE NOT THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD??? HE'S SOOOO LOVELY AND HUGGABLE AND FATTTT! I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM THE VERY FIRST TIME I LAID EYES ON HIM. HIS FUR IS SOOO SUPER SOFT AND HE IS SOOO NICE TO HUG WHEN I'M SLEEPING!!!

i was (and STILL AM) soo in love with him i was taking him everywhere. even to lunch and dinner. he had a chair to himself :) even daddy likes him although he would not admit. i was getting food and he was like 'Pass him to me. you need your hands to take your food. later you get him dirty.' so i did and next thing i know i see daddy holding Patches and watching tv.

daddy was going on and on about how much bigger Patches was than me. he was like 'When you hug him i can't even see you. You can hide behind him.' -_-

Got a Pooh Bear bottle from World of Cartoons. went there to get PJ's and i saw the bottle. was so damn cute i knew i had to get it. (no, i do not have a bear fetish. seriously la okay. it just happens to be a day i blog about things with bears on them.)

Look! i got this pants that says 'NO CARBS'! on the back. i like it :)

AND I GOT SOMETHING ELSE!!!! MY VALENTINE'S PRESENT FROM DADDY & MUMMY

(MOSTLY DADDY COS HE HELPED ME TO CHOOSE IT..LOL JUST KIDDING MUMMY IN CASE YOU'RE READING THIS!)

ARE YOU READY TO SEE IT???

ARE YOU SURE???

OKAY OKAY.

DON'T LOSE YOUR PANTIES.

Can you Guess? what it is.

oii pun intended. don't -_- me. or i will double =.= you back.

Guess.

As in LITERALLY guess la.

Okay just give up or this will take the entire night and i haven't started my maths hwk.

And yes i do realise i'm talking to myself here. so i don't expect an answer anyways unless Patches answers me.

IT'S...........

A Guess watch!!!

Yes, most of you would know i've been looking for a nice watch for quite a while ever since my last one died cos the screen popped out while i was on flight and i was brainless enough to poke the needle hand and it broke.

Don't have an upclose pic of it cos i can't be bothered to upload it now as i've been blogging for over 2 hours and i'm hungry.

but it's really nice! i love the face. not really into the strap but the guy said i can have it changed at their Customer Service office somewhere in KL.

Mahuan la. Have to go down KL and look for the place summore. Will probably get it done this weekend or when i'm free. i want to change it to white.

yes, i'm obsessed with white. best colour ever.

NOT that i would like Patches in white.

He'll look like he just shitted all his brown-ness away.

Anyways, other stuff i have are just clothes. can't be bothered to talk about them or take pics and go through the uploading process.

damn lazy now. having a headache.

eeks it's 10pm. and i still have hwk.

and i have to wake up for school at 8 tomorrow.

and i have chem lab tomorrow.

double EEKS.

Anyhoo, i am probably the last person to wish all of you a very

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

Buttt if you look at it another way, i'm the first person to wish you

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

for 2010.

Eh i rant a lot don't i?

its been a while

2009-02-04T23:20:00.002+08:00

Off the Top of My Head: Wheee!!! Shall be going on a post-CNY shopping spree this friday! :P
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It's been a while since i've last updated.

Been very very busy with school, especially this being my A2 year.

Won't be updating often as i won't have the time to.

How do people cope with all this i have no idea.

HATEEE.

Onto happier things,

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i'm not kidding when i tell you i've been stuck on this line for 10 minutes.

Trying to think if something happy.

Besides the fact that i'm so very looking forward to Valentine's Day!!!

As my parents will be coming over to spend it with me :)

Yes, it's my daddy's master plan to ensure i do not go spend it with any other guy.

Yes, he's very protective but i love him.

Dang.

As you can probably tell, my life is very boring at the moment as i really have not been up to anything much lately.

Will update when i find something worthy to blog about.

ps All my beloved friends who are leaving for Aus and NZ again, you guys take care okay? will miss you guys so so so much :( Enjoy uni life!!!! *i am so jealous*

i am going to be an emo kid soon.

i saw the devil himself.

2009-01-17T17:07:00.006+08:00

Off the Top of My Head: Got myself a sexy dexy dress for cny!!! saw another one which was damn nice but it was too big for me and it's free size. was cursing the shop the rest of the night. Shall go hunting for more dresses this friday night :)

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WARNING: This blog post contains language deemed unsuitable for the general public. Reader's discretion is advised.

A few nights ago i met a monster.

Was getting ready for bed as it was 12 smt and i had school the next day.

So there i was, arranging my table and setting my stuff aside when i suddenly turned around.

AND THERE IT WAS.

On my wall facing my bed.

Crawling down TOWARDS MY BLANKET.

A BLOODY COCKROACH SOOOO DAMN BIG IT MAKES NICK'S ASS LOOK SMALL.

My mind was screaming "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKINGGGGG HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (knowing how much i absolutely bloody HATE insects okay.) but all that came out was a squeak. and my eyeballs were popping out of its sockets already just looking at the size of it.

I swear i have NEVER in my entire life seen a cockroach THAT big. EVER. It's like the size of a damn rat.

I sprinted upstairs to josh's room faster than powell himself and almost banged down his door cos he was taking SOO long to open it.

Cos he was on the phone.

But i yelled at him anyway to get his butt downstairs and kill the DAMN COCKROACH NOOOOW.

And when he saw it, he almost died.

Josh: HOLYY FUCKKK! WHAT KIND OF COCKROACH IS THIS?? ITS LIKE SOO FUCKING BIG!

Me: SHUT UP AND JUST KILL IT OKAY!!!!!

Josh: OKAY. GET ME A BOOK TO HIT IT!

Me: I'M NOT PASSING YOU MY BOOK TO SMACK IT!

So i went to the back and passed him mdm chong's pink broom.

Me: JOSH, PROMISE ME YOU'LL KILL IT OKAY. PLEASE. JUST PROMISE ME.

Josh: YES, I PROMISE.

Me: I think i'll call kakak just in case.

So i ran off to the other side of the house to call kakak but man, she was out like a light bulb. Then i ran upstairs to call the other 2 guys but they were asleep as well.

Dejected, i went back down to my room.

And i heard the *smash smash smash* of the broom.

Me: DID YOU KILL IT??? (from outside my room. NO WAY i'm going into my room with that monster in there. The cockroach, i mean.)

Josh: YES, I'M SMASHING IT!!!!! AND I BROKE MDM CHONG'S BROOM!!!

Me: BUT ITS DEAD RIGHT???

Josh: Yes....OH FUCK. ITS STILL MOVING!!!!

Me: JUST KILLLLLLLLLLLL IT!!!!!!

Josh: I AM SMASHING IT BUT IT WON'T FUCKING DIE!!!!

Me: JOSH I SWEAR I WILL SAY FUCK 500x IF IT WILL KILL THE COCKROACH.

Josh: DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!! FUCKKKKK. FINALLY. ITS DEAD!!! FUCKILY!!!!

(thinking back, that was damn funny. when he said fuckily. but i was ready to die at that time, laughing was the last thing on my mind.)

Me: Are you sure?

Josh: Yes, i decapitated it.

Me: Okay now sweep it up.

He smashed it soo bad its legs and parts were all over my floor.

I spent half an hour mopping my entire room.

And then we were trying to decide what to do with the broken broom.

But i was so physically tired and mentally scarred for life i didn't really care.

So i hung it back and went to sleep.

Was surprised i even managed to sleep that night. After all the yelling ~~and the fucking~~ and the curse words flying all over the place.

Obviously was damn paranoid that that's the mother godzilla and the father is going to come looking for it. Or even worse if it's the baby.

Damn i don't think i will ever recover from this.

My fear of insects may sound irrational to you but i'm really not kidding when i tell you i'm petrified of insects.

Ask anyone who knows me.

Especially joanny.

Who had to drive all the way to my house to kill a cockroach 2 years ago.

self-harm

2009-01-11T18:03:00.004+08:00

Off the Top of My Head: My uterine lining seems to be liking my uterus this month. It doesn't want to shed.

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This is the reason why i hate cutting my nails.

It gets so sharp that it can slice open a watermelon.

I cut my chin with my nail.

At least i didn't slice it open.

Onto other things, i watched Bedtime Stories on friday night.

My verdict: It's a very light-hearted movie for the family. Quite funny, but not adam sandler. i barely laughed at anything he said. Mostly its the 2 kids and their SUPER ADORABLE pet that got to me.

Overall, i'll give it a 3/5 stars.

And we bought mochi from Sunway Pyramid.

They had 4 flavours: black sesame, yam, green tea and red bean.

Normally, black sesame would've been one of the best flavours but somehow their black sesame is kinda tasteless.

The red bean flavour was only so-so.

When they said they had green tea mochi, i felt like they just told me i won a million bucks.

So obviously i got the green tea mochi. WHICH is REALLY nice!

and their yam ones are really good too!

It doesn't look very nice here. lol looks like plasticine but seriously, it's good.

The yam ones look cuter. it's called sushi mochi :) And it has a lotus-filled centre.

Yikes. I have school tomorrow. and it starts at 8am.

Shaits.

midlife crisis no.8

2009-01-08T15:59:00.005+08:00

Off the Top of My Head: There is a lizard inhibiting my house that is the size of a baby crocodile.

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I have no idea why this is happening to me.

I woke up one morning and suddenly there is this BALD PATCH on my right eyebrow.

Tried to shrug it off cos i thought it was maybe cos i slept funny somehow and my eyebrow hair got parted.

But it's still there.

And today's my first day of school.

Was going to use josh's hair wax to style my eyebrow hair to cover the bald patch but i didn't have time.

I need Yung Nam's emergency hotline number. NOW.

I wasn't kidding, alright.

It's so blardy obvious.

Save me.

RINGGGGGG

2009-01-07T19:54:00.003+08:00

IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!!

okay fine, minus the bell part.

cos there isn't a school bell in taylors.

anyways, it's back to school tomorrow.

and i am liking our new timetable.

esp thursday cos class starts at 9am.

and we get to go back at 2 everyday and 1 on friday.

but i bet there'll be A LOT of extra classes so we'll still have to go back late anyways.

damn. feel SO DAMN UNPREPARED for school.

A2. is the shits.

my joanny <3

2009-01-04T00:55:00.004+08:00

Off the top of my head: My daddy CANNOT stop eating my jellies. and it's 1am. he's finishing ALL of it :) does this mean i don't need to go for cooking classes now? ;)

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JOANNY MUMMY, yes this post is for you.

thanks for spending your whole day with me :)

esp after dropping in again after going back for dinner and staying until an hour ago.

appreciate it VERY VERY MUCH.

i actually forgotten how you used to pop up at my house just to talk and hang out.

you've made packing my stuff so much EASIER and FUN!

you're the BESTEST BEST BESTIE anyone could ever have!!!

i'm making everybody jealous but I DON'T CARE cos you're MINE!!!!

and i just realised i actually lost my depress-ness about going back subang cos of you!

man i wish i could bring you everywhere with me. i should invent a joanny-in-your-pocket soon. and patent it. cos it'll be the hottest thing of 2009 all the way to 2020. even the dalai lama will have one.

anyways, i hope you know i really appreciate everything you've ever and still am doing for me.

and that i loooooooooooooove you very very much!!!

and joanny, you're the most beautiful person i've ever met. seriously. both inside and out. (in a VERY non-lesbian way okayyy all you narrow-minded people.)

i'll see you again when i get back for chinese new year! and i shall camp in your room. hehe.

then it'll be another year before i can see you in melb.

which within that 7 months my daddy is PRAYING that i would've gotten my drivers' licence AND morphed into Iron Chef from whatever cooking classes he has in mind to sign me up to.

LOVE YOU, JOANNY!!!

If only tomorrow never comes.

2009-01-03T19:49:00.004+08:00

Off the top of my head: Am contemplating if i should sign up to Nuffnang to earn a few bucks. my sis too. if we do sign up for Nuffnang, my sis and i will be nang nangs.

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Was supposed to follow my daddy to damai today to deliver goods.

but in his hurry, he accidentally left me behind.

at home.

me: *coming down the stairs* ....daddy..?

*empty silence*

*speed dials daddy*

me: daddy? where are you?

daddy: OH!!! I'M AT SATOK ALREADY!!! SORRY I

WAS RUSHING COS THEY'RE ONLY WORKING UNTIL 12.30PM TODAY!!!

so i didn't get to go. i really wanted to though.

spent my last day here with the people i want to spend it the most with: my family esp my sis and JOANNY.

little sis and i were just doing our thing...then came my JOANNY!!!

she dropped in some time in the afternoon (very spontaneous, as always. and i LOVE her!) and was Chuzzling almost all day while i decided to make konnyaku jelly!

we (excluding joanny who was chuzzling :P) used fresh grapes and orange. i did all the peeling and de-seeding while joyce did the stirring.

IT'S MY FIRST TIME EVER MAKING JELLY. was damn easy la, really.

joanny's like our project manager. sit there like big boss and every few minutes going "MONKEHH! how's your jelly going, yo???"

then we poured it into the tray with many many diff shapes and still had extra jelly juice/water thing left.

so i opened the fridge to see what other kinds of jelly we could make.

- olives jelly (response: disgusted)

- hersheys chocolate syrup jelly (response: nah)

- bird nest jelly (response: speechless)

- honey lime jelly (response: one thumb up)

good enough for me!

so we made honey lime jelly with the remainding jelly juice.

then popped it into the fridge. its supposed to be refridgerated for 3 hours. and i'm so damn proud of them i simply CANNOT stop opening the fridge every 5 seconds to check and poke them.

we made 3 trays :)

the orange jellies. one's missing cos we ate it :D

the grape jellies. looks like dinosaur embryos from Jurassic Park.

they're so cute loh. seriously.

tried the honey lime one already and it tastes good! my daddy is so going to love them.

i'm on a mission to prove to him i can cook cos he was insisting that i need to attend COOKING CLASSES.

me: .....

i know i'm very un-domestic goddess unlike JOANNY (self-proclaimed..HAHA! but you can BAKE CAKES OKAY! that's like WAYYYY OVER MY HEAD!) but I SO DO NOT NEED cooking classes.

like i have nothing better to do. actually, i don't but that's not the point.

i even made dinner okay. in my attempt to prove i DON'T NEED COOKING CLASSES.

ok la, it wasn't exactly dinner. more of a something to fill his tummy.

which was maggi.

but i can cook. really. i can make salads, bake potatoes, steam anything, microwave anything. I DON'T NEED COOKING CLASSES.

although i did burn joyce's chicken pie today. NOT MY FAULT. our oven's like as old as queen elizabeth okay. so it's not working properly.

dang. going back to subang tomorrow. so do not want to. and i haven't even packed yet. eeks.

SO DREADFUL.

ps: daddy, if you're reading this, I DON'T NEED COOKING CLASSES.

A New Year.

2009-01-02T13:15:00.002+08:00

Yes, i know this post is 2 days late but oh well, i'm always late anyways.

and you know what they say: Always late but worth the wait!

Somehow it hasn't really quite registered that 2008 is over and its now 2009.

It feels like just yesterday that SPM ended and now i'm halfway through college.

Soon, i'll be off to uni. scary, yet exciting all the same.

Thinking back, i think 2007 was a better year than 2008.

2007 being my last year in Lodge, having so so much fun with friends and teachers, doing crazy things, spending quality time with friends, being able to just hang out together and where everything was so simple.

But 2008 wasn't all that bad.

A new start in college where i got to meet new friends who are just awesome people, had time away from home and family (whom i love so much), had fun times with our small subang family and also learnt to cope with independance.

And obviously, i have my regrets.

Things that i've done that i know i could've done better.

Situations that i've handled that i know i could've handled better.

Maybe then things would'nt have gotten so complicated.

I know i'm not perfect and there are a lot of things that i've done to people that i really wish i didn't. i'm sorry i've brought whatever it is on to whomever it is and as much as i've tried to fix it, i can't.

and it's just wearing me down.

maybe sometimes its better to leave something broken and not try to fix it because somehow the more i try, the more the pieces seem to crumble.

A few times last year i felt really horrible: mainly being away from home and my family whom are my everything, my studies, my personal life...you know its those one of those days when sometimes you feel like things just can't get any worse and it does? when everything just seems to go wrong all at the same time?

And i am really grateful for my family and friends for always being there for me: to listen, to talk, to advice, to help me in any way.

Although i may not really show it, although you may not really know it, YES, you guys mean the world to me and your friendship is something i will always hold close to my heart.

2008 has also brought a lot of fun and laughter and adventure!!! especially all our little road trips from kajang to Genting to Melaka, from rabbit satay to Eye of Malaysia, all in nick's VERY banged-up but trusty car, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN!!!

it was just awesome! the people, the places, the food. the adventure, the fun, the laughter.

overall, 2008 was an alright year. not downward sucky, not heavenly awesome.

As my mummy told me: Life is tough but beautiful.

And you know what?

She's absolutely right.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

Hopefully, I'm now stronger (emotionally, that is), taller (PLEASE just half a cm more to reach 170cm!) , smarter (i need an A for chem =.=) and ~~hotter~~.

Having said that, bring on whatever you've got in store for me, 2009!

M.I.A

2008-12-28T10:57:00.002+08:00

i am VERY mia on my blog the past few weeks.

too busy having funnnnnnn in my little wonderful hometown of kch!!!!!!!!!

which I LOVEEE TO BITS.

and also cos i'm working on smt new for my blog. with the help of my little sis, of course.

who is working VERY HARD on my blog *snort* atm.

hopefully it will turn out spanking.

she's totally revamped her blog and it looks awesome. did the whole thing herself.

and no, she doesn't have a moon fetish. it's lyrics from some david cook song.

she has a david cook fetish.

yes.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDD i'm so happy happy happy!

my bestest best of the best buddy in the universe is coming back today!!! at arnd 1 smt.

from today onwards, i am moving into her room.

i've gotten my super glue, masking tape, thumb tacks, staples, glue gun and blue tac ready!!!!!

am going to adhere myself to joanny the second she touches down on kch ground.

hey i'm so special that even joanny's arm has a 'adhere janice here' okay.

joanny!!!!! about 2 more hours, WOMAN! and i am soooooo gona hog you!!!

ps: joanny smack you!!! 7???? *ahem* eh at midnight last night jo and i were trying to calculate the probability of it being 7 am or pm okay. and we decided to go with am. i'm like a walking zombie now. but ah well, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOOOH!!!

bugger.

2008-12-18T14:41:00.000+08:00

will. it. just. stop. raining. already.

it's damping my mood.

one of those days

2008-12-17T14:07:00.002+08:00

i've lost track of the days.

no idea what day it is today or what i've been doing when and where.

went to watch twilight yesterday or the day before yesterday (something like that).

not my choice, but it was either that or bolt. and i'm still damn ngeh si don't wana watch Bolt cos miley cyrus's voice is in it. i'm VERY anti-miley.

i cannot stand her voice. or her face. or her songs. or her series on disney. you get the point.

the starting of twilight was already very...unappealing? partly cos we went in like 5 minutes late. but still, the first half of the movie was dead boring.

only thing that kept me in my seat was the popcorn. man i actually forgot how GOOD star's popcorn is! should've gotten the mega combo.

and the cast members are so...plain. do not want to start on edward cullen aka cedric diggory aka don't know his real name. he's EXTREMELY NOT GOOD-LOOKING. eeks. how sooo many girls are mad crazy over him, i do not know how or understand why.

only guy i liked died in the fire. cos he tried to eat the girl. he's the bad guy from Never Back Down. nice movie!

sooo many parts of the movie got me thinking 'Will you just EAT THE GIRL already???' didn't your mama ever taught you never to fall in love with your food?

enough about twilight. i think it is extremely over-rated. not to piss off all the twilight fanatics out there. please don't come and smell me.

watched Awake at josh's place last night. another good movie. for girls, Hayden Christensen's in it. for guys, Jessica Alba. perfect.

josh's mum came in halfway to feed us her home-made honeycomb cake. WHICH IS OVER-THE-MOON delicious!! yes, i don't eat cake. but it's not exaclt a cake. it's actually the sticky kuih thing la. duno why they call it cake. BUT IT'S NOT A CAKE.

played tai ti after that. YAY I WON THE FIRST ROUND. then they decided to play asshole. so i just lost and lost and lost. how can i possibly win when i'm playing with 3 professional assholes??? BUT i won the last game for the night. BAHAHA.

AND i got to drive back from jo's place to my place in a harrier!!! cos it was late so not many cars on the roads. dang i love driving big cars! increases the chances of my survival on the road.

SQUASH EVERYBODY WHO GETS IN MY WAY.

ps: i feel EXTREMELY accomplished. i actually called up the driving instructor yesterday afternoon. so i'm going for the talk this saturday morning! VERY EXCITED. my first step towards becoming the best driver in malaysia :D

when i called him up, he was like 'how old are you?' and i said 18 and he went 'oh you're expired. HAHHAHAA!'

i think i'm going to enjoy my driving lessons very very much ;)

the future...

2008-12-12T20:28:00.001+08:00

is not exactly in my hands right now.

in fact, it's nowhere near it.

i need to find it soon.

FAST.

or i won't be having a future.

been fishing for my future since beginning of this year.

i need a bigger net.

cos i have yet to catch it.

halfway through making my final decision, fingers crossed.

and hopefully, it's not just an overnight thing.

which is usually the case.

like all my one night stands.

ok that was a joke.

BITE ME.

joel liew

2008-12-04T14:15:00.002+08:00

guess who's back in msia.

and currently in kl.

mr joel liew. the new zealander.

haha we kidnapped him from his uncle's house last night and brought him over to nick's place.

was soo fun!!!

just like old times. :)

its sooo great cos there's ABSOLUTELY no awkwardness AT ALL.

spent the entire night talking and playing cards.

here i must boast how I TOTALLY CREAMED THEM IN TAI TI!!!!!!! i'm sooo not a noob ok.

i'm not even going to start about the senseless video-watching on youtube and laughing like mad over nothing.

and hank and jo are still so brotherly!!!!! awww damn cute and sweet la.

i'm so happy and i'm just soooooooo excited to get back to kch where the rest of our group are to be soon!

traditional christmas at joel's again!!! and we're gonna be invading his place for the week seeing that his whole family won't be around. FUN!!!!

anyways, lunch yesterday at burger king. we were talking about ice-cream and its contents. how its made of milk fat and all.

nick: you didn't know ice-cream is made from milk fat?

me: yea but when its melted its more disgusting.

nick: when its frozen its just solid fat, melted is liquid fat.

hank was extremely quiet and chewing his whooper.

then,

hank: so ice-cream = fat?

nick nods his head.

hank points to nick.

"nick, are you an ice-cream?"

pet

2008-12-02T21:56:00.001+08:00

YAY i have a pet.

on facebook.

its a tofu.

which looks like a piece of tissue.

or a pillow.

a video to warm my heart

2008-11-27T19:44:00.002+08:00

moments cherished, never forgotten.

a short 5 minute video of 5c, made my josh.

made me damn emo.

http://www.kakiis.com/contest/viewcontestitem.aspx?albumitemid=06a72f57-8d49-4b30-91be-4669ef686779

but an awesome video, although it does show the ONLY time joel beat me in arm wrestling.

haha nola, JOEL LIEW is a VERY STRONG male.

oh no, i'm definitely going to hell.

;)

thanksgiving :)

2008-11-27T13:06:00.002+08:00

today's thanksgiving!!!

and we're all on a hugge turkey hunt for tonight's thanksgiving dinner.

but we're currently facing an endless list of problems.

1) there isn't anywhere that sells whole turkey.

they're all either packed in cans or chopped into pieces and sold part by part.

"hello do you sell turkey here?"

"yes we do. do you want the head, neck, body, wings, feet, ass or gibblets? we sell the feathers too if you want."

how about a turkey that has all its parts still attached? minus the feathers.

i doubt carrefour sells whole turkey but we're gonna check it out later anyways. since we're all so free. and lucky'll be unstressed from his further maths test.

holes moles. their exams is 3 freaking hours. AFTER SCHOOL.

lucky i salute you.

2) nobody in the house has any cooking skills. and don't look at me just cos i'm a girl.

hey i got beaten in cooking mama by a guy alright. but i got my revenge when i won the boxing game on the wii. *grins*

where on earth does one start?? the body? the wings? all i know about turkey is that you gotta stuff them with something. with what, i don't know.

but then again, there's always google for me and wikipedia for nick.

3) the oven has never been touched for i don't want to know how long. i don't even want to open it.

4) two of our co-chefs has a maths test tomorrow.

although one doesn't NEED to study, and the other doesn't WANT to study.

there's a genormous difference between 'need' and 'want'.

and anyways, if all fails and we don't get to eat turkey and sip wine together, nick has a backup plan.

Nando's is the closest thing to turkey we'll get.

talk about random.

2008-11-25T17:13:00.002+08:00

just discovered something on facebook.

you can send actions to people.

besides the 'poke someone.'

one action that can be sent is 'Throw Barack Obama at (friend).'

so i decided to throw obama to joanny.

man, this whole obama mania is too much.

people have got to know when to stop.

i mean COME ON, the guy hasn't even started anything yet.

sheesh.

ps: sorry if i sound cranky. cos YES I AM AS CRANKY AS THEY COME these few days because of extreme lack of sleep. and disinterest in studying cos all i can think of is going HOOOOME.

home home home home home.

home.

dum dee dum~

2008-11-24T11:15:00.003+08:00

as weird and horrific as this might sound, i actually miss exams.

NOT the studying part, but the waking up at 12 everyday, going for lunch, going to play and all before the paper starts at 1.30pm.

and no classes, no homework.

now i have to wake up at 7 everyday to go to school. which SUCKS.

waking up early is one thing, but being unable to sleep before 2am and being unable to excrete cos of the extreme earliness is another.

I HATE WAKING UP EARLY.

and i don't even feel happy after exams ended. it's like ok AS is over, time for A2. so dreadful. unlike after SPM, the best times of my life. now it's just not fun, NOT FUN.

and the school keyboard sucks cos the 'c' button isn't working. so i have to use the onscreen keypad or my words will ome out like this.

and i know prison break's old news but i've got all 5 seasons from josh and i just can't stop watching em!!! missed out on a few episodes when i watched it from astro, so i'm watching the whole thing again!!!!! and it rocks my socks off.

besides, not like i have anything remotely interesting to do anyways. i'm a wallpaper.

dang wentworth miller makes brooding sexy.

still patiently waiting for gossip girl's 12th episode :)

am madly in love with nickelback's 'gotta be somebody'. i swear they are the best songwriters in the world. almost all of their songs are perfect. and did i mention they'll be my wedding singers? although they'll probably be old and toothless by then but i just so love chad kroeger's rugged voice.

and yes, joyce, as much as i hate to admit it, david cook's 'light on' is nice. as much as i dislike the guy. i'm very anti-cook. just think he's such a fake person. but it's just my opinion so all david lovers out there, don't curse me okay. freedom of speech.

*sigh* can't wait for these 2 weeks to be over. it's gonna be a pretty long 2 weeks. i just want it to be overrrr. NOW.

and after that, it's all about the family and friends from around the world who's back in kch!!!

can't wait to see you guys.

i'm so excited i could pee.

the time is here.

2008-11-22T16:36:00.002+08:00

finally.

i have a face.

a facebook, that is.

now i feel like a homo sapien again.

but honestly i still don't get what's the big deal about it.

it's so..normal..?

and..kinda boring..?

how do people get addicted to facebook i wouldn't know.

anyways, now that i have a face, everything's good :)

got a call from the pintster last night.

CYN I DIDN'T REALISE I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO YOU FOR MORE THAN 3 MONTHS ALREADY!!!!!

did a lot of catching up...just like old times. damn i miss it.

i SO CAN'T WAIT to go back kch!!!!!!!!!!! where everybody's back and we can all see each other again after sooo long!

man it's been almost a year since we've embarked on a new chapter of our lives. and somehow we still manage to keep in touch although we're all scattered around the world.

can't wait to see all of you again!!!!

muka buku

2008-11-14T20:22:00.002+08:00

DANG.

I NEED A FACEBOOK.

FAST.

i'm like the lone person in this world who has yet to have one.

even obama has one.

that cannot be good.

but i keep putting it off though. man later it turn out like my driving.

I WILL GET ONE. AND WHEN I DO, the whole world will graciously accept me as a fellow homo sapien again.

oh been going on a crazy ice-cream-a-thon the past few days.

Gelato Fruity's Chocolate Mint, Cornetto's Strawberry Kisses, Burger King's Strawberry Sensation Sundae, Oldtown's Blueberry Mellow, Ice Monster's Yam and Red Bean Ice, New Zealand Natural's Cool Banana D'Lite. man i can't stop.

AND not being anti-McD or anything BUT Burger King's Strawberry Sundae SO TOTALLY KICKS MCD'S ASS ALL THE WAY TO MADAGASCAR.

the last time i ate McD's Strawberry Sundae, i ended up leaving a loong trail of strawberry and its sauce all the way home. and then i was left with the ice-cream. which would only have cost me a buck instead of 3 bucks.

Gelatos are just THE BOMB. i loooove their green tea gelato.SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS!!!!!! (not sure if i spelt that right but mel will so correct me if i'm wrong. it is, after all her favourite word.)

BURGER KING'S STRAWBERRY SENSATION ROCKS MY SOCKS. you have to so try it.

and oldtown's blueberry mellow is GOOOOD. i looove the huge scoop of blueberry jam at the top. can you say delicious???

Ice Monster's brance in subang closed down. now it's only in sunway. dang. but it's still delicious! and very YAMMY!

and obviouly, my favvv New Zealand Natural. cool banana d'lite is sooo bubblegummy and filled with banana goodness!!

i need to figure out the ester for banana flavour and i will just drink it all down.

i'm craving for more ice-cream.

hmm.

wahoo-hoo-hoo

2008-11-05T20:32:00.002+08:00

YAY i can't wait for tomorrow!!!

will be going down to kl after bio paper to see my daddy!!!

and then my mummy will be coming down the next day!!!

and we'll be in kl for a night and then genting for the next few nights!!!

haven't seen them for almost 2 months already :(

YAY hotel breakfast! i looove scrambled eggs and toast and all things american for breakfast!

am berry berry happy at the moment.

i'm so high i can touch the sky!!!! :)

lol so doesn't sound like i'm in the midst of exams. well being with nick and lucky and hank, it seems like its a holiday everyday!

and i'm craving for gelato. I LOVE!

and also my turkish man with his turkish ice-cream! which cost 5 bucks a pop but its for charity anyways. and it's really really good too :D but he's gone. how am i ever going to find him now??? actually its not him i want. i want his ice-cream.

OOOH I CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW!!!!! although there's the bio paper to sit for first. oh well.

exams are actually quite nice. especially for the fact that most papers start at 1.30pm. which means i can wake up at 10++++ everyday. WHICH SO TOTALLY ROCKS MY SOCKS!

cos if there's anything in this world that i hate more than cockroaches, its waking up early.

but the papers next week all start at 9am. which is going to suck. it will be hell trying to wake up. dang. but no matter, shall worry about that when it comes.

because for now, I AM HAPPY (,")

tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

now that PMR's over...

2008-10-21T17:38:00.002+08:00

my sis is enjoying every single minute of her extremely free life.

now that AS Finals have started (last week actually)...

i am also enjoying every single minute of my extremely free life.

would you believe me if i told you that?

anyways, got sick last week. woke up on saturday feeling like i just swallowed five bags of sand. throat was burning and super dry. obviously the only logical thing that follows is a very bad sorethroat.

then comes sorethroat's best friend to accompany him: fever. a normal human's temp is about 36.4 but my normal temp's usually 35.5. (i'm cold-blooded.) so its easy to know when i'm coming down with a fever.

first person to consult: nick the uncertified doctor.

as usual, he popped vitamin c pill into my bottle, asked me to drink loads of water and gave me clarinase for my nose.

then my daddy no 2 said to get difflam-C for my sorethroat. so we went pharmacy to get it. i got dequadin too! i love it! i used to fake having sorethroats when i was young just so my grandma will let me suck those yummy lozenges :)

next day, felt damn crappy. my real daddy told me to take panadol before going to bed to stop the fever. and he asked me to go pharmacy to get med for my sorethroat. cos i needed to AT LEAST be able to sit for my exams today. so i did.

i took the med the pharmacist gave me and about 2 hours later in the afternoon, my right eye swelled to the size of a golfball. was starting to get a teeny bit worried so i asked hank to look at my eye.

me: hanky look at my eye. its swollen.

hank: i don't see anything.

me: its so red. LOOK. there's a small bump under my eye.

hank: its your eyebags.

me: my eyebags ARE NOT RED. my eye is swollen! is it cos of allergy to the med she gave me?

hank: NOLAH. if its allergy your face will be blooming with it already.

me: *stares* thank god you're not going to be a doctor. and you're not helping.

i was really REALLY panicking cos the last thing i would ever want to do is to go to school with an eyepatch.

me: NICKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

nick: yes jan? WOW your eye!

me: waa nick look! its so swollen and red. AND there's a small bump under my eye too. maybe an insect stung me?

nick: *takes a closer look* wow what are the odds that TWO insects stung you at the exact same spot under BOTH your eyes? cos there's a small bump under your left eye too.

at that point i almost passed out. only thing worse than wearing an eyepatch to school is wearing TWO eyepatches.

me: *super panicking and about to cry* ok i'm calling my daddy.

obviously i have him on speed dial :)

me: hello daddy?

daddy: (insert sweet fatherly words here)

me: daddy my eye is really swollen. and my other eye is starting to swell too. is it cos of allergy to the medicine?

and i am expecting words of comfort from him. cos he is the family doctor (unofficially.)

and you know what he did? HE LAUGHED!!!! which is the last thing i expected him to do.

me: DADDY ITS NOT FUNNEEEEEEEEEYYYY. nobody's helping!

after a few minutes, he stopped and gave fatherly advice, like go back to the pharmacy and ask and if it gets worse, see a doctor. a legal one. one with a cert.

then lucky came in.

lucky: what happen to you?

me: *covers right eye with hand* nothing. *smiles*

a while later i forgot and accidentally let go of my eye.

lucky: what HAPPENED to you???

me: YOU SEE!! EVEN LUCKY NOTICED MY EYE!!!

hank: what??? it's nothing wad!!!!

either hank's just trying to make me feel better (which SO DID NOT!) or he's just hank.

me: if you're trying to make me feel better, IT'S NOT HELPING!

hank: what! fine would you rather i go "OH NO JAN! YOUR EYE'S SO SWOLLEN! IT'S A TUMOUR AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT YOUR EYES OUT!"

=.=" i'm telling you, there's a reason why there are more female nurses than male ones out there.

but thank god the swelling went down after a few hours. didn't dare to take the med anymore. DO NOT want my eyes to start swelling again and be their entertainment for the day.

lost my voice yesterday, sounded like a squeaky rusty wheel.

which josh thought was a very sexy 'man' voice.

and which nick thought sounded sexy cos i sounded like a 'rough girl'. ......... nick i am just speechless. you kinky male.

but hurray hurray today's a nice day cos i got my voice back! still sound a little bit hoarse but still, i can talk again!!!

i hate getting sick.

what the shell?

2008-10-04T19:18:00.002+08:00

going back once again to the question: WHAT DO TORTOISES EAT?

some of the answers i've got from my trusty people:

mel: "TORTOISES EAT NASI LEMAK LAH! cos they're malaysian tortoises like that."

joanny: "JANICE THEY ARE CARNIVOROUS WATCH OUT AT NIGHT THEY ARE NINJAS THEY ATTACK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!! (and eat you. hence carnivorous)!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hank: 'rocks.'

hmm...they all seem like REALLY good answers that i am facing a very tough decision trying to decide who's right.

but after asking my dear old sister last night, i know she HAS 100% GOT TO BE RIGHT.

me: eh what do tortoises eat? cos i've asked so many of my friends and from the answers i've got, they all seem to make so much sense i'm having trouble deciding who's right.

her IMMEDIATE reply: "tortoise food."

NOW WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT HUHHH?

man now you can ask me what ANYTHING eats and i'll SO TOTALLY be able to tell you!

you can even ask me what the great endangered man-eating australian brokeback Ahmad Zahid dinosaur eats and i'll be able to tell you what they eat!!!!

I CAN!

do you want to know what they eat?

answer: the great endangered man-eating australian brokeback Ahmad Zahid dinosaur food!

fine.

2008-09-30T17:23:00.002+08:00

ok fine.

so i didn't lose my left hand.

nor did it bleed waterfalls.

nor did nick slam the car door on it.

but it was entertaining for quite a while!

oh come on, i need a little drama mama in my life alright.

and man, xiaxue's blog IS SO SUPER ENTERTAINING. LOLLL!

her last post showing her before and after pics so damn obviously shows off her super duper PRO-PHOTOSHOPPING skills man. and she is just too damn funny.

she's my daily source of entertainment. hahaha.

OH AND NICK'S INDIAN NEIGHBOURS GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

THE UNFAIRNESS.

its soooooooooo PUNY and it looks like an indian too.

cos its white but the WHOLE FACE IS BLACK.

and it looks like it got electrocuted from the looks of its fur.

BUT IT IS SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

I AM SOOOOOO IN LOVE!!!!!!!!

but so damn sad, its like on a leash and i can't reach it over the fence. AND THE STINKING indians don't even touch it. i mean, HELOO, why get a cute puny adorable puppy if you're not even going to play with it???

i was squatting at the fence for about 10 minutes just looking and talking to the puppy. it makes THE CUTEST panting sounds EVER!!! and its sooo playful!! i would've squatted longer but its at the drain and i think the probability of me getting denggi is like 99.9999999% already.

I LOVE THE PUPPY!!!!!!

WHY DIDN'T I GET A PUPPY FOR MY 18TH BIRTHDAY HUH??????????????

pancake pangsai

2008-09-27T21:16:00.005+08:00

went to pancake international house yesterday for dinner.

first time going. there was a lot of people so it must be good.

obviously, being called 'INTERNATIONAL PANCAKE HOUSE', we MUST order pancakes.

so we ordered blueberry pancake.

and one grilled chicken set with taco.

and one beef tapa.

food came pretty late cos they had only TWO WORKERS and they were rushing around like flo from diner dash.

overall, the food was OK NIA. the pancakes were sooooo....normal. nothing special at all.

on the way back, had a sudden hugge stomach ache.

had to rush to nick's house to drop bombs. it took all my effort just to hold it in while i lined the toilet seat with toilet paper cos the toilet bowl IS REALLY SICK and if you sit on it, you'll grow a ring of pimples on your ass the next day.

oh man i super lau sai-ed ok. its like everything i just ate came straight out of my anus. wasting money.

i am sooo never going back there ever again.

pancakes are boring. waffles rocks!!!!!!!

my taco. i finshed the grilled chicken and macaroni salad already.

the beef tapa. and some sicky salty vege. WHICH SUCKS.

the boring pancakes. when it first came i was like 'OOOoo, ice-cream!!! and forked it and popped it into my mouth. and it turned out to be a dollop of butter. SICK.

i almost lost my left hand.

2008-09-27T20:32:00.003+08:00

DO YOU KNOW WHAT NICK DID YESTERDAY???

WE WERE COMING OUT OF THE CAR AND HE SUDDENLY SLAMMED THE CAR DOOR REALLY REALLY HARD ON MY LEFT HAND.

AND I ALMOST DIED.

MY HAND WAS BLEEDING LIKE A WATERFALL AND I FELT EVERY BONE IN MY HAND BREAK.

LOOK.

I CAN....i just don't want to.

2008-09-25T14:56:00.002+08:00

yes, i can BUT i don't want to.

i don't see anything wrong with people who are 18 but cannot drive la ok. no big deal wad.

i know i won't be saying this if i could drive but the thing is, i can't. not cannot la, I CAN OK. just illegally.

only difference between me and any other legal driver out there is that there is a small piece of laminated card with an embarassing pic of themselves stuck on the card in their wallet.

AND I ALREADY HAVE MY IC. embarassing enough okay. and my passport pic. OMG that pic is like 'one glance and you drop dead' type of embarrasing.

and besides, i've said it soo many times already. i'm just being an awesome sister who is patiently waiting for her younger sister to reach 17/18 so that we can go attend the boring talks and learn how to drive together. AND GET OUR DRIVER'S LICENCE TOGETHER.

see. so don't say la!!! but i was thinking omg i'm going to turn 22 and NOT have a licence yet.

and when/if I DO get my licence, THAT CALLS FOR A HUGGE MAJOR ASS PARTY for me!!!!!!! to celebrate my legal-ness.

and besides, who needs a licence when you have "super careful" drivers to drive me around.

:D

hum dee dum~

2008-09-23T15:44:00.002+08:00

i still can't get TONY ROMAS's mashed potato out of my mind.

it's too damn good it leaves you CRAVING for more even a week after you've eaten it.

did i mention there were potato skins in it? and hello, they SELL potato skins as a dish. what a good marketing ploy. you buy a potato for about erm. 15 cents??? you peel off the skin, use the isi to make mashed potato, sell it for almost 5 bucks a dollop. you fry/season/bake the skin, sell it for almost 6 bucks a plate.

the profit? ITS WAY OVER THE ROOF, DUDE. man i need to start my own restaurant soon. and i shall sell all waste as a side dish. pfft. imagine how blardy rich i'll be. $$$$$ i'll be so rich i'll be wiping my butt with $500's and i'll be paying for a sleek black BMW 5 series IN CASH. what a nice dream to believe in.

been in the mood to eat steamboat for the past few weeks. my parents's friend brought us to some famous steamboat place last last week and we ate till we almost popped. but it was damn good. now, if i can only just locate the place again....

after all, next week's raya and RAYA'S ALL ABOUT FOOD!!! we shall be going for steamboat on friday, Chilli's on saturday (as we are chilli's virgins and i can't stop hearing from people how awesome the food is), Sakae Sushi on sunday. and the next week will decide itself. OH there's still the Pancake International House. MAN I'M SURROUNDED BY SOO MUCH GOOD FOOD!

oh anddddd we're most probably getting pet tortoises!!! (is that how you spell it? tortoise-s)

cos almost every other animal in the animal kingdom i suggested have been slashed out by d. how unfair. he gets to have a mini animal kingdom in HIS BACKYARD back home and i can't even get a pet llama.

so we MIGHT get tortoises. cheap and easy to take care of. damn boring though. all you can do is turn them upside down.

ok see, now that i talked about it i don't want them anymore. they sound so 'stab-me' type of boring. but they're small enough to smuggle back to kch. but hank said the change in pressure will probably cause their eyes to *POP POP*and we'll have two STEVIE WONDER's to take care of.

and WHAT do they eat anyways??? grass??? tadpoles??? baby fish??? (fishlets. lol!) seriously. it's not like i've owned one before.

so asking a very innocent and honest question, "What do tortoises eat?"
the answer i got was "Rocks." (said with a VERY STRAIGHT FACE.)

i hate you.

carmen's tag aka MY FIRST TAG

2008-09-20T16:33:00.002+08:00

Rule: The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/ her perfect lover. Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog. If you are tagged the second time, there is no need to do this again. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

Gender of perfect lover : male

8 different points about perfect lover :

*honest

*loyal

*fun

*respects me

*caring

*understanding

*sweet

*simple

but no one's perfect and when you really like someone, you'll learn to accept their flaws and just like them for who they are.

it's simple.

people i tag:
umm...can i not tag anyone? sorry but i can't THINK IN THIS HEAT. i can't even come up with a name.

Tony (Moany) Romas

2008-09-17T09:50:00.002+08:00

went to have dinner at tony's last night. ^^

we could've gone earlier like around 7 BUTTT because of some 'unforseen circumstances', we ended up having dinner at 8.30 and by the time we finished, almost all the shops were closing. =.=" oh well, NOT your fault. everyone needs to 'act like a jerk' sometimes. hey, i was quoting ok. i swear.

oh wow. the second i typed 'i swear', the song 'i swear...by the moon and the stars in the sky' immediately started playing in my head.

anyways, tony's was delish!!! MY CODFISH WAS DAMN GOOD OK. some people just do not know how to appreciate good fish. but my absolute favvvv was the mashed potato!!! it came in a hugge dollop and it was HEAVENLYYYYY. but it was too much la. THAT MUCH POTATO alone can be a main dish already. i ate so much potato i can actually shit out potatoes later. (which i can assure you, will be MUCH more mashed.)

but the best part of the dinner???? when the bill arrived. andddd i got to do something for the FIRST TIME EVER. which was SO BLOODY COOL. OMG. who knew that that could be soooo exhiliataring?? fine maybe only to me la, first time ba. but it was damn cool!!!! :D

aww man. i miss my family.

heavy sigh su...BANG

2008-09-17T09:37:00.002+08:00

Tuesday morning 10am: woke up to the sight of my choo choo train lamp.

wednesday morning 10am: woke up to the horrific sight of the virgin land under nick's bed.

DAMN.

:'( :'( :'(

2008-09-15T21:42:00.002+08:00

i dont wana go back subang :'( :'( :'(

I REALLY REALLY DON'T.

seems like i've barely spent time in kch and at home and i need to pack and go back subang again.

SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

one week is SO NOT ENOUGH. been away from home for about 3 months and i've missed it so so much. everything about home is SO PRECIOUS. every crack and corner of it. and i'm not ready to go back to mdm chong yet.

just thinking about going back to that empty room just makes me feel so...empty. and sad.

ok yes i'm emo atm. i'm sorry but i can't help it. there truly is no place like home.

woke up this morning and the first thought that came to my mind: S*** i'm going back tommorow.

and ANY DAY that starts with poop IS NOT good.

but it was a pretty nice day. had bfast with d and lunch with my EXTREMELY LOVED PARENTS at After 3. my first time there. lol. food's ok la. wanted to eat dim sum but the choices super limited. so we ate siew mai and my daddy ordered some bamboo shoot roll. WHICH WAS DAMN NICE! they ate nasi lemak. i ate kolo mee. hehe.

went to collect my passport too. FINALLY. my passport IS DONE. argh. super mahuan man. and i so extremely hate the pic in my passport. it's so much worse than my ic pic. waaa. but wdv la. YAY i can go out of the country again WITHOUT using a temp passport. i feel like an illegal immigrant.

i'm soooooo going to miss home again. and my FAMILY so SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. i LOVE spending everyday with them.

i love waking up in the mornings to the sound of the news on tv watched by my daddy every morning and the sound of my parents talking instead of the clatter of pots and pans and mdm chong and kakak SHOUTING at each other.

i love the sight of my choo choo train light the first thing in the morning when i wake up instead of a dusty cob-webbed flourescent tube.

i love waking up just knowing that there are people i love with all my heart downstairs instead of nobody at all just outside my room besides kakak.

i love making my way downstairs and seeing my parents and being able to say 'GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING DADDY MUMMY!!!!!' and have them say it back to me with as much love instead of walking out of my room and just saying 'mdm chong' when i see her.

i love sitting down in the kitchen and watching my parents get ready for work instead of sitting in the toilet trying to shit as well as pass time.

i love being able to laugh, joke and go crazy with my parents in the mornings instead of not having anyone to talk to at all every morning.

i love joining my parents for breakfast and lunch and have them order almost everything on the menu for me instead of eating economy rice and the same food everyday.

i love having my mummy call me at random hours of the day just to ask where i am and if i've eaten yet instead of having her call and not being able to see her at all.

i love following my mummy to the market to buy fruits and vege during the weekends instead of just sleeping till afternoon and doing nothing.

i love cutting fruits for my family after dinner every night and have all of us sit in the living room eating fruits while watching tv together instead of cutting fruits and eating them by myself every night.

i love having dinner with my family where we talk about random things and joke around instead of having dinner by myself or sometimes with friends.

i love the sound of my brother playing with his toys and bionicle and making lots and lots of noise instead of the empty silence in the room in mdm chong's house.

i love having my sister come back from school and then we'll just talk non-stop about anything and everything under the sun instead of having to text her or call her.

i love having my parents ask what i wana do the next day or what i wana eat or if i wana go out for dinner instead of not having anyone ask at all.

i love being able to say 'GOODNIGHT DADDY MUMMY!!!' every night and have them say it back to me with lots of love and going upstairs with my sis instead of just going to sleep by myself every night.

i love talking to my sister till lateeee at night when we're actually supposed to be sleeping instead of just lying down, staring into darkness and all i have for company is my music.

i love the feeling of just knowing i'll wake up the next morning and being able to feel everything i felt today.

i love having the feeling of being surrounded by all the people i love so so much instead of people whom i don't mean anything to.

i love every little feeling i feel when i'm home and there is no better feeling in this world than what i feel when i'm home.

i'm already missing home.

dangit

2008-09-09T21:15:00.002+08:00

bugger.

i missed the VMA's last night.

cos my dad was watching the chinese news till 11pm n VMA's started at 10.30pm. so i was thinking okla, miss first half an hr doesn't matter.

so at 11pm, i showered n brushed my teeth and washed my face and changed into my pj's and was all ready to enjoy the VMA's when my mum came down and said 'my movie's starting. hehe'

ok fine. so i totally missed it.

so i googled the VMA's 2008 and ended up READING THE VMA's off the net. man how sad is that???

but no matter! there's a repeat this saturday and sunday. and i am SO reserving the tv beforehand.

home sweet home

2008-09-07T16:39:00.006+08:00

YAYYYYYYY!!! :) :) :)

am so so so so happy and ECSTATIC to be home!!!! after about 3 months. i miss home sooo much!!! i love EVERYTHING about my home. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

was still over the moon and whackily hyper last night to be back that i even swallowed my toothpaste while brushing my teeth. but the toothpaste is nice!!! its so crystal blue and transparent and has sparkly bits in it. it has a spankin name. hydrogel. something like that la. and it tastes good too ^^

wheeeee. i loooove japanese sweet potatoes. so damn sweet and yummy! my mum steamed a few this morning and i CANNOT stop stuffing my face into it. it is sooo retardedly good. all hail the japanesy sweety potatoness of the japanese sweet potatoes.

rar. my wireless is broken. actually it got zapped and deep fried by thunder. which apparently happened quite some time ago while i was in kl. cos my lappy couldn't detect the wireless last night and i was thinking what stewwwpid connection we have and went to check the com and dang it the wireless wasn't there. so i can't use my laptop. rar. but my cousin's coming to fix it soon. which i hope is SOON.

cos i'm going back subang next week.

:'( :'( :'( i duwan. i wana stay in kch for 2 more weeks. or even longer. i wana stay with my daddy and mummy. :'( :'( :'(

i can't stop thinking about the sweet potatoes. omg. i just googled it. wonder what my joycey will say if i replaced her beloved david cook desktop background with this:

actually i know what's gona happen la. the name 'janice sim mei yin' will be placed on the no.1 spot of the world's most endangered species. plus seeing that her pmr trials are next week, i'm so staying out of her way.

brrrr so cold. its been raining the whole afternoon. i only bathed ONCE today. all you people who know me can gasp now. yes, the paranoid clean freak didn't bath 8 times today. and i just went out. *gasp*

oooo going off to eat sweet potatoes and raid the kitchen now. :D

there truly is no place like home.

ps: on second thought, i'm going to bath first before eating. buay tahan.

jan saved the day!

2008-09-02T19:15:00.002+08:00

muhahahaha.

i saved mdm chong's house from being burnt to ashes yesterday!

ok when i say that, a lot of people actually imagined a very heroic scene but it's actually very VERY unheroic. but still, I SAVED THE DAY! and her chicken or whatever was being cooked.

cos i was in my room ATTEMPTING to study chem cos today's chem paper and i keep telling myself 'I MUST STUDY!' after playing since friday till yesterday.

so anyways, there i was, trying to make friends with alkenes when i sudd smelt smt bad. like some chau tar smell. n i thought it was just mdm chong burning some things cos she's a very VERY devout (is that a word..?) buddhist. so i ignored it.

then the smell got stronger and stronger. so i decided to check it out. went to the kitchen and located the source: a pot on the stove. with smoke coming out.

and, my neurones not being properly connected, made me think 'maybe she's cooking some herby thing that SCHTINKS like ($*(Z$.'

so i walked to the living room but i couldn't find her. then i spotted her lying on the couch trying to sleep. so i walked back to the pot and went 'HMMMMM....should i tell?....should i not?'

and i went back to the living room and looked at her. and she didn't move. so i went back to the smoking pot and looked at it. and it was moving.

so i went back and forth and back and forth for about 5 minutes. and cos i wear my fluffy slippers and when i walk there's the shuffling sound.

so i was like *shuffle shuffle shuffle* for 5 minutes and i think mdm chong got pretty annoyed cos she was trying to rest so she opened one eye and found me peering at her over the couch. and she moved her head and looked at me.

so i went 'erm. mdm chong. are u cooking something at the back?'

and she went 'OH DIE! i forgot! help me to off the fire please!' and so i went to the kitchen and off it.

(ps all this was in mandarin btw. I CAN SPEAK MANDARIN OK.)

and she was like 'oh thank you!' n bla bla and i was like 'no problem.' hehe and went back to my room.

and she then gave me sweet potato to eat cos i didn't go out for lunch.

AND THEN later that night she knocked on my door and went 'you're not going for dinner? your friends not picking u up?'

and i said 'no cos i didn't ask them to come' and she went 'U DIDNT ASK THEM TO COME THEY DON't KNOW HOW TO COME????'

omg lol. she's so damn funny la. so she went and scooped rice for me and the vege and stuff la. and asked me to eat.

SHE IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST AND SWEETEST LANDLADY EVER!!!!

she takes good care of me and i love her :)

BIO = C(x.x)D

2008-08-28T18:37:00.002+08:00

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THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE HORRIBILITY OF BIO PAPER II.

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MAN.

OF ALL PAPERS.

LEE CHONG WEI

2008-08-15T20:27:00.005+08:00

note: yellow thing is a crown. i know it looks like a mohawk but it's not. and look at the msia flag. nice??? i use touchpad to draw. didn't use mouse summore. :P:P:P

BRAVO!!!!!!!!

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congrats to our very own LEE CHONG WEI for making it into the OLYMPIC FINALS!!!!

at least msia has smt to be proud about.

all the best against the arrogant, disgusting monster from china!!!! the whole of msia will have your back!!!!

"ROAR!!!! i'm so full of myself!!!"

oh and i found this damn interesting pic of mr-lin-i'm-no-1-therefore-i'm-so-cool-and-egoistic-dan.

get ready!!!!!

TAH DAH!!!!!!!!!

note the black thing at the side. it's the playboy logo. not bad eh? lol!

now i'm going to cross my fingers and hope that the S.W.A.T of china will not come and bust my door open, arrest me and have me exiled.

the thing about mosquitos

2008-08-10T16:22:00.001+08:00

i hate it when mosquitos bite you in places you can't scratch in public.

over it!

2008-08-05T15:46:00.002+08:00

oh and i don't want a nintendo anymore.

:D

don't think it's nice anymore.

what. at least i wanted it for almost 2 weeks alright. that's quite a long time in janice years.

am kinda wanting a psp now. saw a few of them in low yat last saturday. its about rm799 for one. AND it comes in WAYYY prettier colours. and it looks WAYYY classier. and plus you can watch movies in em!

i kind-of-but-not-really want!

sorry i don't like things for long ok. i get bored easily.

ONE WEEK!!!

2008-08-05T15:17:00.003+08:00

I'M TURNING 18 IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK'S TIME!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm finally going to be legal!!! drugs and lots n lots of sexxx!!!

lols, just kidding. but yay! i'm turning 18!

:P

another 2 years time and i'm turning 20.

and i still haven't got my driving license.

i think i'll just wait for my sis to turn 17 and then we'll go for the talk and the test together.

WHATTTT. i'm pathetic la ok.

AND i'm a girl. for all of you who never actually realised it, YES I AM A GIRL. after living for you guys for more than half a year, PLEASE START TO REALISE THAT I AM INDEEED A GIRL. so stop calling me a sissy. and stop going 'can you please don't be such a girl' everytime i do something girly. i am a girl, you sissies.

anyway tomorrow's our school's charity carnival. some taylor's give back thing (which i think is sooo American Idol gives back COPYCAT! ps i hattttte copycats. esp ppl who keeps copying everything i do. right, joanny? ;)

i'm super excited about it!! cos there's going to be soo many booths and everybody's gonna be busy selling different things. nick's class is doing the haunted house thingo!! so damn cool.

a well needed break from our boring routine in school.

ohhh. news of the week: JOSH'S IN TAYLORS!!!

finally he's allowed to leave home. haha!

anyways josh you seem to be fitting in nicely and settling just fine in hank's class. told you his class is cool! haha, not him la of course. but the class. and mr lai. lols!

OH mr lucas is SOO NOT CUTE!!! MAN who was the one who kept telling me mr lucas is this hot young chem teacher a few months ago??? he's soo...short...? and umm..not hot..?

man the weeks just keep flying past. and TRAILS ARE IN 2 WEEKS TIME. *pushes panic button on forehead*

didn't even feel like i had a weekend. mainly cos something damn damn stupidddd happened. of all people, of all things. why me??? and why it???

its not so much of the material value, but more of WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS TO ME and THE PERSON WHO SO LOVINGLY GAVE IT TO ME beginning of this year.

to YOU-BLARDY-ASS-WHO-STOLE-IT:
i hope you suffer from erectile dysfunction the rest of your life and no amount of viagra or tongkat ali or whatever miracle drug can save your &#^$&$$(%$* balls. oh and i hope that the only females you will attract for the rest of your life are female snails.

you motheridiot. (i know i've never used that word before but in this situation, i can.)

do YEWWWW have any IDEAAA what i went through on friday night??? omg i almost died. although my mum was still joking around. HEY I'M TRAUMATISED FOR LIFE OK.

i'm doing a triple quadruple check everytime before i leave anywhere ok.

and you say i'm paranoid.

subway friday!!!

2008-08-01T20:04:00.002+08:00

I LOVE FRIDAYS BECAUSE...............

ITS SUBWAY FOR DINNERR!!!!

I LOVVVVVVVVVE SUBWAY!!!

and ice monster's green tea ice-cream.

and cadbury's blackforest chocolate.

and baker's cottage's smoked turkey croissant.

and old town's nasi lemak special.

and noodle station's mee mamak.

and mcdonald's flavour twist sundae.

and nando's 1/4 chicken with 2 sidelines.

and sushi king's green tea with red bean ice-cream.

and casamia's chicken mushroom roll.

and baskin robbin's torchbearer ice-cream.

and new zealand natural's banana lite ice-cream.

and hassan's roti pisang.

and yong tau foo house's honey chicken.

and station one's special salad fish rice.

and mcdonald's drive-thru.

whitechocmac

2008-07-31T15:34:00.003+08:00

not much inspiration to blog right now...actually have A LOT of things on my mind that i just want to scream it out but this being blogger and this being read by everyone and anyone who bothers/cares or just have nothing better to do, can't exactly express what i feel at times here.

anyway jason made a damn funny comment during maths period today.

ms goh: class, am i going too fast??? *in a very exasperated way*
jason: no, too furious.

damn it was so damn random i couldn't stop laughing. he's always making funny comments during lessons which i find smartly funny most of the time but which siew pei does not appreciate.

hey his comments are damn funny ok.

OH and yesterday we had a small class gathering thing at pizza hut which carmen and i organised (involuntarily). we got a cake from secret recipe. AND...

holymotherofmonkeys.

that is the first cake that i actually did not mind eating in my 17-coming-to-18 years of living.

its white chocolate macadamia cake. it's nice. not like SUPERRRR la, cos i generally do not eat cake. but it's nice.

conclusion: carmen and i have good taste. *grins*

what. we chose it alright. took like half an hour to decide. but in the end i decided to get the white choc mac cos our class damn mahuan la.

half of the class don't like cheese, the other half don't like chocolate.

so name me a cake that doesn't have cheese OR chocolate from secret recipe. ridiculous la.

so i figured if we get the white choc mac, we tell the anti-cheese people that it's white chocolate and we tell the anti-choc people it's cheese.

WHAT. same colour ok. both are yellow, both are food, both look like crap when melted.

but everybody ended up liking the cake anyways. felt soo good. haha. at least la cos we kept worrying about the party and then last minute soo many people didn't want to go cos they 'had things to do' which is obviously to study for chem test today. and our mentor also couldn't make it cos she needed to get her robes for her convocation this tues.

and i am so blardy curious about what cert she's got.

anyways, we figured WORST CASE SCENARIO:
location: pizza hut
scene: me, carmen, siew pei, amal sitting in a corner with a BIGASS secret recipe cake in the middle. light a candle, scream 'all the best to amal!!!', extinguish candle, cut cake into four pieces WHICH IS DAMN BIG and stuff our face full of it. and put on 18kg as a result.

but then when we got there, everyone just started pouring in. and i tell you at that moment my heart just flooded with relief. and i have never been happier to see my classmates. or thankful for their actual showing-up.

overall it was quite nice la. haha best part was shi hoay's comment to fang yi. can i say it here? should i? should ask permission first leh.

nola, don't think i'll say it. quite bad. but a damn good comeback la. *applause shi hoay!*

somehow the whole thing was so draining i ended up falling asleep on my chem book later that night. and when i woke up my forehead was flaming red and had imprints all over it.

couldn't sleep last night. too many things in my mind. and also cos i feel asleep earlier. and cos the room was SO DAMN HOT. felt like one of subway's toasted parmesan oregano.

PLEASE rain!!! *starts rain dancing* the weather's really really killing people. or me la. same thing. i'm a people what. or person.

i'm a people's person.

the J-spot

jailbreak heartbreak

saturday

Finale Night!

under arrest

finally an update!

MTV World Stage, i want!!!

After the hibernation.

if there's a camel up a hill.

hello :)

boredom kills.

help!

good girls go bad.

a penny for a thought.

De-virgination.

pictures speak better than words.

i should be on my way to macau by now.

can i go home now?

adeau!

tomorrow.

cute.

i love rejects.

home schweeet home

100th post!

Of Angels & Demons & Kris Allen

sad.

Wolverine

One more month, one more month.

falling slowly

Bark, I'm an Alligator.

With humans, its an abortion; with chickens, its an omelette.

Everything in this world is edible; i'm edible, you're edible. but that, my dear children, is cannabalism, and is frowned upon by society.

For the bestie :)

greetings from my baby :)

hello i'm a kaya.

all there is.

my perfect valentine :)

its been a while

i saw the devil himself.

self-harm

midlife crisis no.8

*RINGGGGGG*

my joanny <3

If only tomorrow never comes.

A New Year.

M.I.A

bugger.

one of those days

the future...

joel liew

pet

a video to warm my heart

thanksgiving :)

talk about random.

dum dee dum~

the time is here.

muka buku

wahoo-hoo-hoo

now that PMR's over...

what the shell?

fine.

pancake pangsai

i almost lost my left hand.

I CAN....i just don't want to.

hum dee dum~

carmen's tag aka MY FIRST TAG

Tony (Moany) Romas

*heavy sigh* su...BANG

:'( :'( :'(

dangit

home sweet home

jan saved the day!

BIO = C(x.x)D

LEE CHONG WEI

the thing about mosquitos

over it!

ONE WEEK!!!

subway friday!!!

whitechocmac

RINGGGGGG

heavy sigh su...BANG